Major Scandal during their presidency....
Nixon: Watergate
Clinton: Waterbed

The President's biggest fear....
Nixon: The Cold War
Clinton: The Cold Sore

Top ten names for Ben & Jerry's new Presidential ice cream:

10. Impeach-Mint
9. Candy Pants
8. Hyperactive Nuts
7. Chilly Hillbilly Vanilla
6. Pantsachio
5. Subpoena

Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies?A: He's the stiff one.

(instrumental intro)
Through the bombs Bush hurled,
Wants to rule the whole wide world.
With crooks of Far Right strain, attack anywhere.
He's Bush Daddy's boy.

"It's important for young men and women who look at the Nebraska champs to
understand that quality of life is more than just blocking shots." —George W.
Bush, in remarks to the Universit

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh?A: Some people still believe in David Koresh.

1. Pretend you are saving the seat next to you for your
invisible friend, and if anyone tries to sit on the seat,
scream, "Don't sit on Jake!"
2. When someone tries to get on the bus

You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.

We have come to learn that bombing really works. We've flown over 2,800
sorties, dropped 15 tons in warheads, and done extremely costly damage. But
we're a compassionate nation, and when

Did you hear it took three secret service agents to hold Hillary's hand down during the swearing-in ceremony?