Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down
for the night, Holmes said: "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what
you see."
Watson said, "I see milli

I had to stop driving my car for a while... The tires got dizzy.

The cop got out of his car and went over to the other vehicle.

The kid, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.

"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.

A guy is driving down a deserted highway.

He pulls up to an intersection, and rolls through the stop sign.

From out of nowhere, a cop car pulls him over.

COP: Do you know

4. Go into a gas station angry. Insist that you were there an
hour ago and the clerk gave you bad directions.

3. Pull up beside another motorist. Leaving your window up, yell

A man books a taxi for the airport.

The taxi arrives, the man loads his luggage and the taxi sets off.

Several minutes into the journey the man notices that the driver has taken a wr

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on t

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together."

"Yesterday yo

The Boy Who Wanted to Be a Truck Driver

One day, a little boy goes into the candy shop and orders five pounds of "m-n-m's",.

The lady at the counter asked him "Don't you mean five

I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. Unexpectedly, we stopped in Sacramento on the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if we wanted to get of the aircraft,