• Man who keep feet firmly on the ground have trouble putting on pants.
• If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
• Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of f
  

16. The Gilbert Gottfried Vibrating Showerhead

15. The Whoopsie Brothers' "WidowMaker" Nonlocking Stepladder

14. Black and Decker Nipple Sanders

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15> High-school dropout fast-food workers are disappointed to learn they can't win the gold in the Greece Olympics.

14> In the last quarter of 2004, sales of 2005 calendars skyrocket.

15> Your only claim to fame ended when you found out that guy in the motel room wasn't really a director, but just a pizza delivery guy with a gold tooth, a camcorder, and a goat.

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15. Pee Wee Herman: Duck into an adult movie theater... huh?... Oh, *heat*??... Nevermind.

14. Robert Downey, Jr. only breaks into houses with pools.

13. George Clooney:

• If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
• Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.
• It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
  

12> Argyle condoms are too "busy."

11> Black suits are slimming. White suits bring out skin tone. Day-Glo prison jump suits are free from the state.

10> Damn, man... Clos

Have management treat me better. Alienate at least five new groups this year. Pamper my colon: Eat more fiber! Quit squeezing pimples, especially other people's. Stop d

14> The Lockhorns are still married, and still not the least bit funny.

13> These days, Brenda Starr looks more like Bart Starr.

12> Beetle Bailey spends t

1. Order pizza and other food to their house and pick it up at their doorstep claiming that you don't have a phone. 2. Stand over the plants in your yard with a hose and Scream, "I have your l