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Rules of attraction

Submitted by Ki Ki on Thu, the 19th of August, 2004, 9:09 pm

The less attractive you are, the more intelligent you had better be

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Toast and Cats

Submitted by nazi bob on Wed, the 27th of August, 2003, 7:41 am

Toast always lands butter-side down.

And cats always land on their feet....

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do you know...

Submitted by vanderherten Danny on Sun, the 8th of April, 2001, 4:51 pm

Do you know the world's funniest joke?

Neither do I

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Cheating

Submitted by Allison Riel on Tue, the 31st of August, 2004, 3:10 am

Masterbating is like cheating. It's fun until you realize you are only screwing yourself

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JET

Submitted by Shannon on Wed, the 24th of November, 2004, 9:57 am

What is pink, flies and has a helmet? Apig flying a jet fighter wereing a helmet

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If the shoe fits, get

Submitted by Yo Mama on Wed, the 4th of May, 2005, 12:36 pm

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

What's another word for thesaurus?

What would we have called the color orange...

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If a tree falls in

Submitted by Sperplin on Thu, the 10th of January, 2002, 4:27 pm

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it do the other trees make fun of it?

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

When two airplanes almost...

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For Sale: Parachute. Only used

Submitted by Molly Boardman on Tue, the 6th of August, 2002, 4:34 pm

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

Laughing...

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If you tied buttered toast

Submitted by Dippy on Wed, the 6th of October, 2004, 8:00 am

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
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If the shoe fits, get

Submitted by amanda j tanner on Tue, the 5th of August, 2003, 1:01 am

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

What's another word for thesaurus?
...

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