thoughts

If corn oil comes from

Submitted by Goth Chik on Sat, 2005-07-09 07:13.

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box? When a cow laughs does milk come up its nose? Why do th

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Why doesn't Tarzan have a

Submitted by Smoker Wiedman on Sat, 2005-06-18 19:19.

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? Since light travels faster

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When I'm not in my

Submitted by Allan J Vercellino on Fri, 2005-06-17 03:13.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. I intend to live forever -- so far, so good! Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. Ambi

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If pro is the opposite

Submitted by Sex E Babe on Fri, 2005-06-10 00:07.

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together? Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result i

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If the shoe fits, get

Submitted by Yo Mama on Wed, 2005-05-04 08:36.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.What's another word for thesaurus? What would we have called the color orange if it wasn't a fruit? After eating, do amphibians h

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If the #2 pencil is

Submitted by Brian Mac on Mon, 2005-04-18 15:39.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons? If

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How come abbreviated is such

Submitted by Emily W on Sat, 2005-04-16 02:10.

How come abbreviated is such a long word? Why are there 5 sylables in the word "monosylabic"? If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how col

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Growing old is mandatory, but

Submitted by Rhonda A Arnold on Thu, 2005-03-24 06:08.

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to.Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there? If a mute

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Shin: A device for

Submitted by Hash Brown on Mon, 2004-12-20 13:51.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.When you're swimming in the creek, and an eel bites your cheek, tha

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What happens to the holes

Submitted by Meg B on Wed, 2004-12-15 05:32.

What happens to the holes when all the cheese has been eaten? If you put orange juice in the freezer it becomes frozen, then why when you squeeze an orange doesn't it become squozen? W

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