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Randy Moss Joke

Submitted by Hott Momma on Sat, the 13th of January, 2001, 1:25 pm

What is the difference between Randy Moss and a dollar.


You can get four quarters out of a dollar.

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Vikings

Submitted by bob on Fri, the 29th of October, 2004, 5:24 pm

How many Vikings does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 1, to
screw it in, and 1 0 to talk about how good the wish they were.

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Hockey puck

Submitted by Ashley Brown on Sun, the 28th of November, 2004, 6:12 pm

Q. What did one Hockey player say to the other?

A. Puck you

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7th Grade Athletics Exam

Submitted by Charlie Rich on Mon, the 22nd of December, 2003, 12:20 am

These are some questions from an actual real-life exam for a 7 th grade
athletics class:

FOOTBALL

1. How many yards do you have to get for a 1 st down when it's 1 st and 1 0?

2. How many players are on the field at one time?

4. How many points do you recieve for a touchdown?

5. How many points do you recieve for an extra point kick?

6. How many points do you recieve for an extra point that you run or pass
in?

7. How many...

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The Bears Suck

Submitted by Jennifer Tanko on Sun, the 20th of March, 2005, 7:35 pm

Why Did they put in astro-turf at Soildiers Field?

So the fans would stop grazing at halftime!!!

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y did the coach go 2 the bank?

Submitted by Dragonfire563 on Mon, the 23rd of August, 2004, 6:44 pm

1 day a man went to the bank. He wented to get his qurter-back.

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Einstein

Submitted by JonJon on Mon, the 5th of November, 2001, 1:48 am

Einstein was riding on a bus, and he asks this guy what his IQ
was, the guy says 1 5 0. 8 then Einstein says good we can talk
about music, and literature. He asks a second guy what his IQ...

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The WNBA

Submitted by Tony Klassen on Tue, the 30th of September, 2003, 3:04 pm

You: Want to hear a joke?
He / she: Sure.
You: The WNBA....

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What Auburn Means

Submitted by Leon P Steward on Tue, the 20th of May, 2003, 7:05 am

Did you here what happened 3 1 / 2 years ago at the University of Tennessee
just before Spring Break? Well 3 days before UT got out for spring break,
some of the other SEC schools let their students out for spring break and
with the Interstate running through Knoxville like it does, 5 Auburn
Football Players drove thru Knoxville on their way to the Smoky Mountains
on I- 4 0 in a Dodge Caravan. One of the players knew the interstate exits
in Knoxville and said turn here at 1 7 th street and had the driver drive
straight up to the hill on Tennessee's campus. After parking the 5 players
got out and started walking around UT's campus looking at the football
facilities and 3 of them were wearing T-shirts with AUBURN in bold type...

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david Beckham

Submitted by Hallie C Knap on Fri, the 15th of August, 2003, 1:37 am

What does David Beckham and a box of forever rosse have in common?

They both cum in a posh box.

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