12. Lesson 1: A guy who looks and sounds like Danny DeVito in a bathrobe points to a pile of concrete blocks and says "Knock yourselves out, Grasshoppers."

11. All the trophies in the

"You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle" -- Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach

"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clot

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try
the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing
whatever of the game. The pro s

What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A huddle.

Why did they take the astroturf out of Texas Stadium?
The CowBoys play better on grass.

Have you heard about the

There once were two best friends named Bob and Earl. They were two of the
biggest baseball fans in America. Their entire adult lives revolved around
baseball. Bob and Earl discussed base

LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.

Q: What's the difference between a Tim and a bucket of crap?
A: The bucket...

A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we really need you in there. So, w

A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200. At the eighteenth green the golfer had a ten foot putt to win the round, and the $200.

As he was lining up his putt, a fu

For all you baseball fans...

Warning: Explicit...

Baseball's Guide to Love

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