In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
signs of our times
Classified Ad: Soft & amp; Genital Bath Tissues Or Facial Tissue
8 9 Cents
In a loan company window:
" Now you can borrow enough money to get completely out of debt.
Want Ad: " For Sale: Antique Desk, suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
In a Pennsylvania cemetery: " Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.
At a Santa Fe gas station: " We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.
In a clothing store: " Wonderful bargains for men with 1 6 and 1 7 necks.
in Kansas: " Fire Danger, Do Not Drive Into Thick Smoke, Pull Over " Aw, the lawyers just make us say that, go right ahead if you want
On a New York convalescent home: " For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.
On a bumper sticker:
Hang up and drive.