These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.158. Hang a basketball net on the wall. Challenge your refr

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.104. Feign a serious illness for two weeks. Have a priest c

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could
outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of
one of the older workmen. After sever

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.69. Tell your roommate that someone called and said that it

The new teacher at the boys school was Miss Franny and she was disturbed to find that even the headmaster made a mistake and welcomed her as Miss Fanny.

"The name is Franny" she said co

During USC's commencement, the President was giving his usual address to the graduating class. While he was giving his address, some people in the back began to chant, "Graduate Bubba, graduate Bubba.

The teacher asked kids to bring something belonging to their grandparents to
the school.
- Masha, a cap? Very good.
- Grisha, a badge? Great!
- Vovochka, an oxygen pillow?

Kyle and Emmitt, two University of Miami students, were strolling along Miami
Beach during spring break. Suddenly a seagull flying overhead dropped a load.

It hit Kyle right in t

A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.

During the interview, the interviewer asks the guy if he is a veteran. The guy says "Yes, I fought over in Vietnam."

I thought I would share a transcript of a particularly productive moment in my 9th grade "English" (sic) class:

We watched the end of Zeferelli's "Romeo & Juliet" today in class. During the