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Potential Reality

Submitted by Raven Walkus on Sat, the 14th of February, 2004, 2:16 pm

A boy came home from school one day. His father asked him how his day was and the boy said, " Well Dad, I looked stupid because I did not know the difference between potential and reality.
His dad says, " Well son, go ask your mother if she would sleep with our next door neighbor for a million dollars.

He came back with a shocked look on his face and said, " Dad, she said, ' Yes!.
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Fascinate

Submitted by Wah Ibanez on Sun, the 10th of December, 2000, 10:04 pm

A teacher wanted one of her pupils to come up with a sentence with the word fascinate in it. A girl put her hand up and said, I went to Disneyland. It was fascinating.

" No no, I...

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Aunt Carol

Submitted by Danny Landau on Sat, the 16th of November, 2002, 1:41 pm

A Teacher was trying to get her class to pay attention the last few days of school so she came up with a project that her students had to go home and make their parents tell them a story and have a moral to it. The next day all the kids had great stories and then Jimmy raised his hand and the teacher asked him if he had a story and he said you bet " Its about my Aunt Carol, she was a pilot flying over Iraq...

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Omelette

Submitted by ICE CREAM on Sun, the 22nd of December, 2002, 9:11 pm

The teacher came into the class one day and said, " Students, today's assignment is to make a sentence using the word ' Omelette' "....

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College light bulb

Submitted by Mike J Tecci on Sun, the 26th of December, 2004, 10:34 pm

How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?


None. That's what grad students are for

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Ways to confuse a roommate

Submitted by Russell Kline on Sun, the 4th of February, 2001, 6:43 am

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

1 0 5. Live in...

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Ways to confuse a roommate

Submitted by Warlock Z on Mon, the 4th of March, 2002, 2:17 pm

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself....

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Ways to confuse a roommate

Submitted by Pedro Fonseca on Fri, the 30th of August, 2002, 4:39 am

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

1 1 5. Keep a...

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Ways to confuse a roommate

Submitted by BettyLou B Bopton on Sat, the 12th of February, 2005, 8:06 pm

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself....

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Ways to confuse a roommate

Submitted by Alisha Cook on Sat, the 15th of March, 2003, 6:09 pm

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
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