The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an examination."Mrs. Brown," he said, "I have some good news for you." The woman said, &quot

A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots."
Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?"
The guy says," Oh, I want them both now. One's for me and one's
for this li

In a class on abnormal psychology, the instructor was about to introduce the subject of manic depression.

The instructor asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth, scr

One day a family were sitting at dinner eating dear meat. The dad said, " kids, if you can guess what we are eating i will give you 10.00. So the 1st lil girl says, "chicken"
he says,"nope". th

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead
of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either; just
leave me the heck alone.

2. The journey of a

So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust!

Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!

Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself!

I clean house every other day. Toda

An African village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great white hunter, to come and kill the beast.For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion

One day a farmer caught a traveling salesman making love to his youngest daughter. Yelling "You son of a bitch!" he shot the amorous salesman in the groin with a .12-gauge shotgun.

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Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: He was stapled to the chicken!

Jill got a new job as a stylist at a beauty salon.During her second week on the job, a bald woman walked into the salon and said to Jill, "I've tried everything to make my hair grow