murphy s law

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Submitted by Samantha Taraboletti on Tue, 2005-08-09 19:46.

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.

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Why Sex is Like Snow...

Submitted by Wallee on Fri, 2005-08-05 11:30.

Why Sex is Like Snow
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

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Ringwald's Law of Household Geometry...

Submitted by John Smith on Sat, 2005-07-16 18:19.

Ringwald's Law of Household Geometry

Any horizontal surface is soon piled up.

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Remember the...

Submitted by luke s heald on Sat, 2005-07-02 22:50.

Remember the Golden Rule

He who has the gold makes the rules.

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Why Sex is Like Snow...

Submitted by Samuel P Wilson on Fri, 2005-06-24 22:21.

Why Sex is Like Snow
Sex is dirty only if it's done right.

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Murphy's Laws of Sex...

Submitted by Brian C Kaase on Wed, 2005-06-22 16:53.

Murphy's Laws of Sex

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

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The first rule of intelligent tinkering...

Submitted by Miss Amy Lynn on Tue, 2005-04-26 00:06.

The first rule of intelligent tinkering

Save all the parts.

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Pommersheim's Principle...

Submitted by flickering firefly on Thu, 2005-04-21 02:28.

Pommersheim's Principle

All obvious theorems are true.

Keane's Kriterion

All true theorems are obvious.

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The First Law of Wing Walking...

Submitted by Fredrick Flinstone on Fri, 2005-03-11 13:22.

The First Law of Wing Walking


Never leave hold of what you've got until
you've got hold of something else.

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Murphy's Technology Laws...

Submitted by Ashley K A on Tue, 2005-03-08 10:31.

Murphy's Technology Laws

All things are possible except skiing through a revolving door.

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