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Murphy's Laws of Sex...

Submitted by HELIC on Sun, the 6th of June, 2004, 7:23 pm

Murphy's Laws of Sex

No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

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Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality...

Submitted by illiane on Tue, the 16th of July, 2002, 3:19 pm

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.

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Murphy's Technology Laws...

Submitted by Dv_ on Wed, the 4th of April, 2001, 9:58 pm

Murphy's Technology Laws

Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some dumb fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.

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Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Submitted by Girl Cast on Sat, the 13th of January, 2001, 5:24 am

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

Everything always works in your HQ, everything always
fails in the Colonel's HQ.

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Murphy's Law of Management Strategy...

Submitted by deedle on Sat, the 29th of May, 2004, 5:32 am

Murphy's Law of Management Strategy

Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.

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Murphy's Technology Laws...

Submitted by Lizzie Perry on Wed, the 31st of December, 2003, 12:53 am

Murphy's Technology Laws

Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

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Edwards' Time/Effort Law...

Submitted by Kathryn C Buford on Sat, the 2nd of November, 2002, 2:09 am

Edwards' Time / Effort Law

Effort x Time = Constant

A. Given a large...

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Murphy's Eighth Law of Computing...

Submitted by Erica A Crossfield on Sun, the 9th of March, 2003, 12:27 pm

Murphy's Eighth Law of Computing

If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer.

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Murphy's Technology Laws...

Submitted by ResdntEvilFreak on Wed, the 18th of October, 2000, 3:51 am

Murphy's Technology Laws

To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.

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Murphy's Third Law of Computing...

Submitted by Miapol Miapol on Tue, the 12th of November, 2002, 10:46 am

Murphy's Third Law of Computing

The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.

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