What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have a baby:

"It's kinda like trying to pass a watermelon through a keyhole."

In the courtroom the judge is asking the little boy, "Do you want to live with your mother?" The little boy says, "No, she beats me." The judge says, "Do you want to live with your f

It was a bright and cold winter morning, Mom and sister were at the mall so Dad decided it was a good time for a father and son chat about "the birds and the bees" with his 10 year old boy."I

The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"

The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."

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What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?

Answer: Thunder wear!

Which cat can you not trust?

a Cheet-ah

What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints

Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School.

"Well, mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a
rescue mission to lead the Israel

A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 11-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.

The man thought, "Great...he's 11 and now

Little Johhny is playing with his train set while his mother is dusting in the other room. As Johnny brings the train to a halt his mother hears him say, "This is the last stop all you assholes and al