Two women from england moved to America. They decided that since it was a traditional American food they would try there first hot dog.They were talking about how mean it was to kill a helpless dog fo

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A mother and daughter were walking through the park one sunny afternoon. They passed a bench where two teenagers were making out. The daughter turns to her mother and asks

"What are they doi

Q:How do you make a Swiss roll?

A:you push them down the Alps.

An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two

Q:There are two patato's sitting on the cornerof a street, how can you tell which ones the prositute?

A: the one with the sticker on it that says IDAHO!

Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their

lovers (Rascal, Dumbass ,Bobby) happened to be at the funeral home at the

same time

This family is sitting around the table and the kids have some meat in front of them and dont know wut it is. moms on the phone and says "thanks for givin us the deer meat the kids love it but dont kn

Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
From the Late Show with David Letterman - Friday, January 13, 1995 with revisions made by John Insor.

10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.