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Poetry...

Submitted by Brian Cannon on Sat, the 15th of January, 2005, 9:05 pm

Poetry

When every line begins with a capital

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Clearasol...

Submitted by Jesse Jesse on Mon, the 31st of May, 2004, 1:41 pm

Clearasol

Effective sunspot remover.

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Foreploy...

Submitted by Janus G on Tue, the 16th of April, 2002, 8:32 pm

Foreploy

Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

From The Washington...

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Real Estate Definitions...

Submitted by roadrunr on Fri, the 20th of February, 2004, 5:18 pm

Real Estate Definitions Charming Tiny. Snow White might fit, but five of the dwarfs would have to find their own place. See " Cute, " Enchanting, and " Good Starter Home.

Much Potential Grim. Steer clear unless you have a lot of money and believe your blind dates really did have nice personalities.

Unique City Home Used to be a warehouse.

Hi-Tech / Contemporary Lots of steel shelving with little holes - the kind your dad used to store tools on in the basement.

Daring Design Still...

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Gay Abandon...

Submitted by Wild Lietz on Thu, the 10th of June, 2004, 6:16 am

Gay Abandon

Homosexual repellent perfume.

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Microwave Oven...

Submitted by Alex A Tarlescu on Fri, the 12th of September, 2003, 1:59 pm

Microwave Oven ( noun )

Space-age kitchen appliance that uses the principle of radar to locate and immediately destroy any food placed within the cooking compartment.

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BASIC...

Submitted by Alycia on Thu, the 26th of September, 2002, 6:16 am

BASIC ( Acronym )

Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

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Valentine's Day...

Submitted by Steve k jackson on Mon, the 14th of March, 2005, 12:31 am

Valentine's Day ( noun )

A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.

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From Mom's Dictionary......

Submitted by Lord Raven on Sun, the 10th of March, 2002, 3:57 am

From Mom's Dictionary...

Sterilize ( verb )

What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.

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Wife...

Submitted by Whiteknight Whiteknight on Mon, the 6th of August, 2001, 9:23 pm

Wife

An appliance that you screw on the bed to keep the house clean.

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