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Submitted by The Rat on Sat, 08/13/2005 - 16:00
You look really sexy in that...thing you've got on tonight. I
like the way your eyes are always open when you read your
E-Mail. When you type, it reminds me of a concert pianist
Submitted by rEEr on Sun, 07/17/2005 - 06:22
YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO INSTALL WINDOWS XP, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO CONTINUE?
ARE YOU REALLY SURE?
ARE YOU REALLY REALLY...Read more
Submitted by Katie Hersberger on Sun, 07/17/2005 - 03:41
Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
Submitted by Leanne Babydoll on Sat, 06/04/2005 - 01:07
You're so poor you can't afford a boner.
Submitted by ethan on Wed, 05/25/2005 - 11:12
these two guys walk across a field but soon get stopped by the owner. the owner is mad cuz he doesnt like anybody walking in his field. anyway he tells the two men that unless they dont do what he tells them to he will shoot their heads off. so...Read more
Submitted by Marshky Marshk on Sun, 04/10/2005 - 13:51
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID THAT
SHE ROLLED DOWN A BARBIES
Submitted by Brian w willis on Sun, 03/20/2005 - 19:36
One day little johnny was sitting in his house when the door knocked
he ran to open it with a bottle whiskey in one hand and a cigar in the other
thae sales person at the door said is your...Read more
Submitted by matt a conway on Fri, 01/21/2005 - 08:06
On a college field trip, four Engineering and four Pre-Law students were travelling on the same train. The law students each had a ticket, but the Engineers had but one ticket amongst them. One of the Engineers shouted "conductor's coming!", and the four Engineers crowded into one of the bathrooms....Read more
Submitted by Eamonn Green on Thu, 12/09/2004 - 10:52
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?
Is there another word...Read more
Submitted by J W on Tue, 11/30/2004 - 10:19
Once upon a time there was a kid in the 2nd grade. one day his teacher told him to say the ABC's by tomorrow, so when he got home after school he asked his dad what is the first letter of the alphebet? he said shutup so he goes to...Read more