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How to annoy your coworkers

Submitted by frick frack on Thu, the 6th of February, 2003, 6:36 pm

A guy walks into a construction site, sets down his football bat, and orders a beer. The flamingo looks at him and says, " I'll bet you $ 5. 0 that...

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And the moral is...

Submitted by Brandon w Huston on Thu, the 1st of July, 2004, 7:31 am

Q. On the left side of the river there is a rooster, and on the other side there is a cat and a worm. The rooster jumps over the river and eats the worm. The cat gets frightened and jumps...

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The snooker player

Submitted by Marco Fonseca on Thu, the 2nd of May, 2002, 6:50 pm

Q. Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

A. To pot the brown

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Jack the ripper

Submitted by Katie Hersberger on Sun, the 17th of July, 2005, 11:41 am

Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?

A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook

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ha i made a funny

Submitted by Eliza M Lenz on Sun, the 4th of May, 2003, 12:46 am

Q: What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson?

A: Hey, get out of my son

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Submitted by morgan bynum on Sat, the 1st of September, 2001, 8:16 pm

Q. How do you get rid of a boomerang?

A: Throw it down a one way street.

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Submitted by Tristan T Connolly on Wed, the 29th of November, 2000, 12:02 am

This guy is having sex with a hooker and he says, " You're so dry.

The hooker replies, " Give me two minutes.

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a cow

Submitted by Kelli M Buckley on Sat, the 18th of September, 2004, 9:36 am

This right here is one of the best jokes ever. No matter what all my friends say.

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Mickey's divorce

Submitted by DrummerMonkey on Sun, the 27th of May, 2001, 2:27 pm

Why did Mickey divorce Minnie?

Because Minnie was fucking goofy.

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Snoop Dogg

Submitted by Chandriss on Fri, the 21st of December, 2001, 12:34 pm

Why Did Snoop Dogg Carry an Umbrella????

Fo Drizzal

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