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A blind man in Texas

Submitted by Pete Makiha on Mon, the 11th of July, 2005, 2:00 pm

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, " Wow, these seats are big! The person next to him answered, " Everything is big in Texas.

When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, " Wow these mugs are big! The bartender replied, " Everything is...

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Seeing Eye Dogs

Submitted by Lilly13 on Fri, the 13th of September, 2002, 2:49 am

A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says " You can't bring that dog in here! The guy, without missing a beat, says " This is my seeing-eye dog. " Oh man, " the bartender says, " I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me. The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him...

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A blind man in a store

Submitted by nutmegg on Sun, the 12th of January, 2003, 2:26 pm

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and...

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BLind man and the fish factory

Submitted by Enobmort Edils on Sat, the 11th of May, 2002, 10:03 pm

A blind man was walking down the road past a fish processing factory. Suddenly, he stopped, took a sniff, turned around and said, " Good morning, ladies!

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Blind Man at a Beach

Submitted by HeHa hehe on Fri, the 19th of April, 2002, 7:21 am

How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?

It isn't hard

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yo mama

Submitted by Rody G Prot on Sun, the 27th of June, 2004, 8:39 pm

yo mama is just so stupid

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Stargazing

Submitted by chris J gomez on Sun, the 21st of January, 2001, 1:54 pm

Stargazing
There are 2 blonds sitting on a porch in Kansas looking at the moon.
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Blind Man

Submitted by Nat Hartten on Mon, the 1st of December, 2003, 8:28 pm

There was this little boy who workes on a market stall he had a bald head and a blind man came up to him and rubbed his head and said how much is this watermelon

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dicipline your blind kid

Submitted by Ashton Kutcher on Sat, the 6th of December, 2003, 2:03 am

how do you diciplie a blind kid?.......................

You move the furniture around

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Tell me what I am

Submitted by Maira m on Wed, the 15th of November, 2000, 3:13 pm

A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap.

When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth, and thus should be given additional leeway, the rabbit said that he, too, had been blind since birth. The two animals then forgot about the collision and began commiserating concerning the problems of being blind.

The snake said that his greatest regret was the loss of his identity. He had never been able to see his reflection in the water, and for that reason did not know exactly what he looked like, or even what he was. The rabbit declared that he had the same problem. Seeing a way that they...

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