Do mountains have ears?...................................................
Yes mountaineers!!!!!!

So, my friend said,"Hey, what do you think about him?""Who? the principal?"I said. "No way Jose!!"she said. "Are you calling ME Jose?? Huh,huh???"I said. "No! Why would I, booger times infinity!!

I received this warning about the use of the politically incorrect term, "Towel Heads."

We have been informed that the Islamic terrorists do not like to be called Towel Heads."

what do you get if you cross a elephant with a skunk

answer=a smell that you will never forget

Two guys are talking in a bar.."My hobbies are huntin' and drinkin'." said Art."What do you hunt?" asked John."Somethin to drin

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey is running wild. The monkey jumps up on the pool table and grabs the cue ball, sticks it in

After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, ''You wanna hear a blonde joke?'' The person

A man goes into a bar and asks the barmaid for a drink. The barmaid gives him the drink. Bofore he drank it, he shut his eyes. The barmaid noticed this and looked confussed so she went up to the man a

Customer: (to bartender) "My wife and I just got into a knock down, drag out fight!" Bartender: What happened? Customer: When it was all over, she came crawling to me on her hands

OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks "whats in the box".

The man says "I'll show ya' if you get me a beer."

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