What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?

A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth!

True story - read the story - THEN look at the pictures.

"My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south she would take them to the g

Ed was a successful computer programmer and a happy family man. His life was blessed with a loving wife, 2 kids, three cats and a dog. Ed loved taking Rusty the dog for his evening walk and w

There's these animals in a restaurant. The waiter comes over at the end of the night ...

The skunk says 'Don't look at me, I haven't got a scent'

The duck says 'Just put it on m

Q. What do you get when you cross a Pollack and a monkey?
A. Nothing. A monkey is too smart to fuck a Pollack.

A guy with a donkey walked up to a psychic and asked about his future.
The psychic said, "when your donkey farts 3 times you will die."

So the man walked along with his donkey and the d

A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a really rich sheik gets out from it followed by a harem of women, and a rooster. The "party" is escorted to a table and given a me

Q: Is it good manners to eat fried chicken with your fingers?
A: No, you should eat your fingers separately.

Q: What's the cheapest kind of meat?
A: Deer balls. They are under a buck.

Q What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A. The Mercedes has it's pricks on the inside!