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Submitted by Cath L Currey on Fri, the 25th of May, 2001, 6:19 am

A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting.

When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were
all done for him: " I am placed in the door and told when to
jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go.

" But how do you know when you are going to land? he was asked....

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Car Problems

Submitted by Anonymous Freak on Fri, the 17th of May, 2002, 1:01 am

A man's car breaks down right in front of a farm and he's trying
to fix it when he hears a voice coming behind him, " You have
water in the gas tank. The man turns around and all he sees is
a cow from the farm.

He goes back to his car and again the same voice says, " You have
water in the gas tank. The man turns around again and he sees...

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Submitted by Antonio J Lopez on Mon, the 22nd of April, 2002, 10:13 am

A man stranded on an island builds a raft to try to escape to
another island where people may be living hopeing to get help
back to the America. The man was terribly afraid of sharks so
upon approaching another island, he spots a man and calls out to
him, " are there any sharks in the water? the...

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Submitted by Renee Schwartz on Sat, the 30th of April, 2005, 11:03 pm

there were 2 birds sitting on a perch one said i smell fish if u
like it email me at sarahgascoigne @ btinternet. com

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the dum fish

Submitted by Seamus G Beirne on Mon, the 1st of January, 2001, 10:02 am

once there was a fish and it had no tail and mommy and it died

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Wrong Straw

Submitted by mooseman on Sun, the 5th of December, 2004, 1:17 pm

At a circus in a nearby town a man stood thoughtfully looking at
the camels. Then he picked up...

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very funny joke

Submitted by raymond s dawood on Sun, the 31st of October, 2004, 5:50 am

what did the fish say to the other fish
if u don't shut your mouth you'll get cought

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Stupide Ass

Submitted by Katya V Andrushchenko on Sun, the 8th of October, 2000, 9:58 pm

You're mamma's so stupide that she sits on the
tv to watch the couch!!!!

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Dog with no nose.

Submitted by Nichole Wong on Sat, the 22nd of November, 2003, 1:13 am

Lindsey: Are dog has no nose
Susie: Poor Dog, How does he smell
Lindsey: Awww, Terrible.

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Submitted by Curly on Fri, the 11th of March, 2005, 8:21 am

Why did Jim fall of the bike?
Because Jim was a fish.

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