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You're Going to Cut Yourself!

Submitted by Princess of Princesses on Mon, the 22nd of December, 2003, 1:42 pm

This man had a cage in his bathroom with his pet parrot in it.
One day he was shaving and the parrot said, " You're going to cut
yourself! The man said, " No I'm not.

He kept on shaving. A few minutes later the parrot said, " You're
going to cut yourself, The man said, " No, I'm not! So shut up
and if you say that again I'm going to throw you across the...

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Catholic Boy wants a Bicycle

Submitted by Heather H on Thu, the 14th of July, 2005, 8:50 am

There once was a catholic boy who lived in a neighborhood where
every boy had a bicyle. The boy really wanted a bicycle so he
went to his mother and said, " Mom every boy in our neighborhood
has a bicycle so will you buy me one? his mother looked at him
and said " John ask your father but I don't think we have the
money for one. Son the boy went and asked his father " Dad every
boy in our neighborhood has a bicycle so will you buy me one?
his dad said " John we don't have enough money for one right now
ask God. So the boy went to his room...

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Mexican Bungee Jumping

Submitted by Private Private on Sun, the 18th of March, 2001, 1:13 am

Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the
second. " You know, we could make a lot of money running our own
bungee-jumping service in Mexico. The second guy thinks this is
a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything
they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.

They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they
are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly,
more and more people gather to watch them at work. The first guy
jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back...

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