irish / british

Never Trust a Corkman

Submitted by barbara coleman on Sun, 2005-07-24 05:26.

This Irish guy goes into a bar in the Greek Islands. Sinead, an
Irish student who is currently working behind the bar, takes his
order and notices his Irish accent. Over the course of the

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Another gripe...

Submitted by Kate D Great on Sat, 2005-05-21 22:59.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

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An English-man, an Irish-man and a Scots-man

Submitted by shane on Fri, 2005-05-13 06:28.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a scots man. They
found a dairy slice in a cave. the scots man goes into the cave
and a voice says whatever you do don't eat the slice. so

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ouch!

Submitted by fantase on Fri, 2005-04-22 18:34.

A man walks into a bar

Ouch!

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Stinking, Drunken, and Closefisted

Submitted by None Of Your Bu... on Fri, 2005-02-18 01:25.

A stinking Brit, a drunken Irishman, and a closefisted Scot go
out to a pub and order 3 pints. They each find a fly floating on
the top of their mugs.The stinking Brit says, "Bartender, ca

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Irish Jokes

Submitted by Helcias E Galan on Sun, 2004-12-26 06:12.

there's an English man an irish man and a scottish bloke. they
all go into a bar, the irish man challenges the other to, to see
who can get their dog the furthest round the block with doin

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Irishman Falling Down

Submitted by calahsman on Wed, 2004-12-22 16:39.

An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender
finally said that the bar was closing. So the Irishman stood up
to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one mo

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Irish Idiot

Submitted by Israel A Vega on Sat, 2004-12-18 16:24.

A priest and a Irish man are having a game of golf together. The
Irish man takes the biggest swing ever............SMASH a huge
pile of dirt goes flying "OH JESUS CHRIST I F#@*!ING MISSED"

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Scottish Cows

Submitted by michelle someone on Sun, 2004-08-29 23:06.

One day, an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scottish man, were
standing on a bridge. As they were standing on the bridge
chatting, a herd of cows crossed the bridge.

"Those hav

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Terminal Irish Man

Submitted by Jes_Sandra_Ash_Bill on Sun, 2004-08-22 22:41.

An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long
illness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and
looked Murphy in the eye and said, "I've got some bad news for
y

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