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Submitted by Robert Smith on Mon, the 5th of January, 2004, 9:12 am

they were three brothers who had three wishes to make. they had
to go to the top of a mountain to make their wish. the first one
wished to be a butterfly and he became a butterfly and flew
away. the second one wished to...

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Nude Beaches in Canada

Submitted by Polly Esther Fabrique on Thu, the 20th of June, 2002, 7:06 pm

Why does CANADA have so many nude beaches?

The answer lies...

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Trade Off

Submitted by Lelana Smythe on Sun, the 18th of April, 2004, 9:47 pm

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under
his arm.
His Canadien friend stops him and asks, " Hey...

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American - Canadian joke

Submitted by Ben T Whitehead on Tue, the 2nd of October, 2001, 7:28 pm

On a train there was a Canadian, an American, a beautiful
woman, and a very ugly woman. As they went under a tunnel, the
American was smacked in the face. The ugly woman thought to
herself, ' That American must have touched that beautiful woman,...

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The Frenchman and The Torontonian

Submitted by Sam T Brauer on Sun, the 28th of October, 2001, 2:19 am

A guy from Quebec and a guy from Toronto are walking down the
beach. They come across a magic lamp, out comes a genie and
says, " I will grant each of you one wish. So the guy from
Quebec says, " I...

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Signs you May be Canadian!

Submitted by MrTricky61 on Thu, the 10th of March, 2005, 5:37 am

- you're not offended by the term " homo milk "
- you understand the phrase " Could you pass me a serviette, I
just spilled my putine.
- you eat chocolate bars not candy bars.
- you drink POP not SODA
- you know that a mickey and 2 - 4 ' s mean " part at the camp!!
- you don't care about the fuss with Cuba, its a cheap place to
travel with good cigars.
- Pike is a type if fish, not part of a highway.
- You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
- you have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
- you know that Casey and Finnigan are not part of a Celtic
Musical Group.
- you are excited whenever an American television show metions...

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