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Submitted by catherine chsksi on Mon, the 28th of August, 2000, 10:12 pm

This is best read out loud. Beware, you'll be talking daft for a
while afterwards. The following is a telephone exchange between
a hotel guest and room service at a hotel in Asia.

Room Service ( RS ) : Morny. Ruin sorbees.

Guest ( G ) : Sorry, I thought I dialed room service.

RS : Rye.. Ruin sorbees.. morny! Jewish to odor sunteen?

G : Uh.. yes.. This is Room 9 4 4. I'd like some bacon and eggs.

RS : Ow July den?

G : What?

RS : Ow July den?... pry, boy, perch?

G : Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.

RS : Ow July dee baychem... crease?

G : Crisp will be fine.

RS : Hokay. An son toes?

G : What?

RS : San toes. July son toes?

G : I don't think so.

RS : No? Judo won toes?

G : I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what " judo won
toes " means.

RS : Toes! Toes!... why judo won toes? Ow bow toss mopping we

G : Toasted english muffin! I've got it! You were saying " toast.
Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.

RS : We bother?

G : No.. just put the bother on the side.

RS : Wad?

G : I mean butter... just put it on the side.

RS : Copy?

G : Sorry?

RS : Copy! July son copy? Son tea? Son mill?

G : Yes. Coffee please, and that's all.

RS : Wan minnie. Hokay... ass ruin nine porty pore, strangle ache,
crease baychem, toss singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and
copy.... rye?

G : Whatever you say.

RS : Tendjewberrymud.

G : You're welcome.

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