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Submitted by catherine chsksi on Tue, the 29th of August, 2000, 6:12 am

This is best read out loud. Beware, you'll be talking daft for a
while afterwards. The following is a telephone exchange between
a hotel guest and room service at a hotel in Asia.

Room Service ( RS ): Morny. Ruin sorbees.

Guest ( G ): Sorry, I thought I dialed room service.

RS: Rye.. Ruin sorbees.. morny! Jewish to odor sunteen?

G: Uh.. yes.. This is Room 9 4 4. I'd like some bacon and eggs.

RS: Ow July den?

G: What?

RS: Ow July den?... pry, boy, perch?

G: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.

RS: Ow July dee baychem... crease?

G: Crisp will be fine.

RS: Hokay. An son toes?

G: What?

RS: San toes. July son toes?

G: I don't think so.

RS: No? Judo won toes?

G: I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what " judo won
toes " means.

RS: Toes! Toes!... why judo won toes? Ow bow toss mopping we

G: Toasted english muffin! I've got it! You were saying " toast.
Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.

RS: We bother?

G: No.. just put the bother on the side.

RS: Wad?

G: I mean butter... just put it on the side.

RS: Copy?

G: Sorry?

RS: Copy! July son copy? Son tea? Son mill?

G: Yes. Coffee please, and that's all.

RS: Wan minnie. Hokay... ass ruin nine porty pore, strangle ache,
crease baychem, toss singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and
copy.... rye?

G: Whatever you say.

RS: Tendjewberrymud.

G: You're welcome.

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