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Bush and Bin Laden

Submitted by nick g on Fri, the 6th of August, 2004, 8:23 pm

Bush was in Afghanistan on a visit, talking to Osama Bin Laden.
Osama would ask Bush questions, and when Bush gave a response
Bin Laden didn't like, he pressed a button, and a giant boxing
glove would hit Bush in the face.
When Osama came to America, he and Bush were talking. When Osama...

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Comedian

Submitted by Smoky on Sun, the 23rd of March, 2003, 1:17 pm

( U gotta do a chinese accent for the chinese man.

This chinese man asks this guy what he does for a living. The
guy says, ' I'm a comedian. The Chinese...

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Chinese Proverbs

Submitted by Eric M Cardin on Mon, the 15th of September, 2003, 7:31 pm

... Man who run in front of car get tired.
... Man who run behind car get exhausted.
... War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
... Man who tell one...

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Chinese naming system

Submitted by Justin T Beilstein on Thu, the 18th of December, 2003, 4:08 pm

How do Chinese parents decide on a name for their newborn?

Throw a quarter in the garbage disposal. Ching Chong Chin Chang

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More Mis-Translations

Submitted by Tim Brand on Sun, the 27th of April, 2003, 7:04 pm

The following are items found overseas in which people have made
inappropriate use of English words for various products, and
bizzare menu items in resturants.

Menu Items

Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce - China
Indonesian Nazi Goreng - Hong Kong
Muscles Of Marines / Lobster Thermos - Cairo
Prawn cock and tail - Cairo
Cock in wine / Lioness cutlet - Cairo
French fried ships - Cairo
Garlic Coffee - Europe
Sole Bonne Femme ( Fish Landlady style ) - Europe
Boiled Frogfish - Europe
Sweat from the trolley - Europe
Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream - China
Rainbow Trout, Fillet Streak, Popotoes, Chocolate Mouse - Hong Kong
Roasted duck let loose - Poland
Beef rashers beaten up in the country peoples fashion - Poland
Fried freindship - Nepal
Strawberry crap - Japan
Pork with fresh garbage - Vietnam
Toes with butter and jam - Bali
Goose Barnacles - Spain...

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Osma Bin Laden

Submitted by DevilGrl on Thu, the 1st of November, 2001, 9:34 am

Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel
when they stopped at a small town. Bin Laden gets off the camel
and lifts up its tail and looks at the camel's...

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Thank You Very Much

Submitted by catherine chsksi on Tue, the 29th of August, 2000, 6:12 am

This is best read out loud. Beware, you'll be talking daft for a
while afterwards. The following is a telephone exchange between
a hotel guest and room service at a hotel in Asia.

Room Service ( RS ): Morny. Ruin sorbees.

Guest ( G ): Sorry, I thought I dialed room service.

RS: Rye.. Ruin sorbees.. morny! Jewish to odor sunteen?

G: Uh.. yes.. This is Room 9 4 4. I'd like some bacon and eggs.

RS: Ow July den?

G: What?

RS: Ow July den?... pry, boy, perch?

G: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.

RS: Ow July dee baychem... crease?

G: Crisp will be fine.

RS: Hokay. An son toes?

G: What?

RS: San toes. July son toes?

G: I don't think so.

RS: No? Judo won toes?...

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Chinese going to america

Submitted by Laura Nowicki on Sun, the 15th of October, 2000, 7:43 pm

Once, there was 3 chinese people who wanted to go to America.
Their names were Bu, Chu, and Fu. Since these names would sound
awfully weird, Bu said...

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Foreign Exchange Rates

Submitted by Meagan Fisher on Thu, the 25th of October, 2001, 10:09 am

A tourist from China was traveling to New York City for a two
week vacation. He went to the bank as soon as he arrived in
order to exchange his Chinese money for American money. He gave
the teller 1 0 0 0 yuan, and the teller in turn gave him 1 5 0
dollars.

A week went by, and the tourist had used up his money, so he...

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Confucius Say

Submitted by i want pie on Sat, the 2nd of September, 2000, 7:48 pm

" Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of
fly.

" Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!

" Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright
organ.

" Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

" Man with one chopstick go hungry.

" Man trapped in whore house get jerked around.

" Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!

" Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

" Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!

" War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
...

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