Submitted by nick g on Fri, the 6th of August, 2004, 12:23 pm
Bush was in Afghanistan on a visit, talking to Osama Bin Laden.
Osama would ask Bush questions, and when Bush gave a response
Bin Laden didn't like, he pressed a button, and a giant boxing Read more
Submitted by Smoky on Sun, the 23rd of March, 2003, 5:17 am
(U gotta do a chinese accent for the chinese man.)
This chinese man asks this guy what he does for a living. The
guy says, 'I'm a comedian.' The Chinese guy says 'No, u no,
Ca Read more
Submitted by Eric M Cardin on Mon, the 15th of September, 2003, 11:31 am
...Man who run in front of car get tired.
...Man who run behind car get exhausted.
...War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
...Man who tell one too many light Read more
Submitted by Justin T Beilstein on Thu, the 18th of December, 2003, 8:08 am
How do Chinese parents decide on a name for their newborn?
Throw a quarter in the garbage disposal. Ching Chong Chin Chang
Submitted by Tim Brand on Sun, the 27th of April, 2003, 11:04 am
The following are items found overseas in which people have made
inappropriate use of English words for various products, and
bizzare menu items in resturants.
Submitted by DevilGrl on Thu, the 1st of November, 2001, 1:34 am
Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel
when they stopped at a small town. Bin Laden gets off the camel
and lifts up its tail and looks at the camel's butt, just th Read more
Submitted by catherine chsksi on Mon, the 28th of August, 2000, 10:12 pm
This is best read out loud. Beware, you'll be talking daft for a
while afterwards. The following is a telephone exchange between
a hotel guest and room service at a hotel in Asia.
Submitted by Laura Nowicki on Sun, the 15th of October, 2000, 11:43 am
Once, there was 3 chinese people who wanted to go to America.
Their names were Bu, Chu, and Fu. Since these names would sound
awfully weird, Bu said, "I'll change me name to Buck, adding c Read more
Submitted by Meagan Fisher on Thu, the 25th of October, 2001, 2:09 am
A tourist from China was traveling to New York City for a two
week vacation. He went to the bank as soon as he arrived in
order to exchange his Chinese money for American money. He gave
Submitted by i want pie on Sat, the 2nd of September, 2000, 11:48 am
"Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of
"Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!"
"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife Read more