An open letter to the rest of America:

America has engaged in some finger wagging lately because
California doesn't have enough electricity to meet its needs.
The rest of the

Wow do Canadians spell their country????

Well...Americans spell it like C-A-N-A-D-A....

Then how do you spell it the canadian way...

Not very different just like

In a Tokyo Hotel:
"Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a
person to do such thing is please not to read notis."

In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
"The lif

Does England have a fourth of July?

Yes, it also has a first and second.

There is a tharapy calss for men who stutter. The teacher is a
very beautiful young woman. So the calss is for 1 year only, and
by the time that year is up, the three men who are in the cl

If the entire population of China jumped off of a 1 foot step
ladder at the exact same moment, an earthquake of 10 on the
Richter scale would be felt in the United States of America.

Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for talks on
sanctions. When Bill sits down he notices Saddam's chair has
three buttons on the armrest. They begin talking but after 5

One day a teacher announced to her 1st grade class that a
Democrat senator was coming in three weeks.
"Is there anything you all want to tell him?"
One little girl raised her hand.

this girl went on a matchmaking website, and put an ad there.
after a week, three people had responded. so she told them her
address and gave each a time to stop by at her house. they had

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve
frolicking in the Garden of Eden.

"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be
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