A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to
live with a tribe. He spends years with the people, teaching
them to read, write and good Christian values. One thing he

One day a Chinese, Japanese, and a Black man all went to hell.
The devil told them that if he could hold their dick for 3
seconds that they could go to heaven, if not they would be thrown

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So three guys were in the jungle and were captured by a wild
tribe.
When they get to the camp, the chief says,"We will let u live,
if u can do a task. if u fail, we will kill u. The

Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very
hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a
huge fire under it, and leave them there. A few minutes later,

This man walks into a gun shop and asks to buy a gun. The gun
shop owner asks, "What for?" He says, "To shoot some cans." So
he walks away with the gun.

He comes back the next

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