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Fastest Etheopian animal

Submitted by Braelyn Garin on Fri, the 8th of June, 2001, 8:31 pm

What's the Fastest animal in Etheopia?

The chicken.

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Jamaican Proctologist

Submitted by Joe on Sun, the 7th of December, 2003, 6:09 pm

Q: What do you call a jamaican Proctologist?







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The Devil

Submitted by Katie F on Thu, the 25th of December, 2003, 8:32 am

One day a Chinese, Japanese, and a Black man all went to hell.
The devil told them that if he could hold their dick for 3
seconds that they could go to heaven, if not they would be thrown
in the fiery pit. So the Chinese guy walks up the devil says 1
and it goes up in flames. So the devil throwes him in the fiery...

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Shoot Some Cans

Submitted by Sean on Tue, the 12th of February, 2002, 9:06 pm

This man walks into a gun shop and asks to buy a gun. The gun
shop owner asks, " What for? He says, " To shoot some cans. So
he walks away with the gun.

He comes back the next day and asks for a bigger gun claiming...

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Two Missionaries

Submitted by The Chosen One forever on Mon, the 17th of June, 2002, 2:53 am

Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very
hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a
huge fire under it, and leave them there. A few minutes later,
one of the missionaries starts to laugh uncontrollably. The...

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Up Your Ass

Submitted by terrys funny on Sat, the 11th of January, 2003, 10:23 pm

So three guys were in the jungle and were captured by a wild
tribe.
When they get to the camp, the chief says, We will let u live,
if u can do a task. if u fail, we will kill u. The first thing u
need to do is get 1 0 of a kind of fruit. any fruit. then come c
us.

so the first guy comes back with 1 0 apples, and the chief
says, now shove them all up ur ass without making a sound. so
the guy gets...

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Missionary in Africa

Submitted by pager on Sun, the 12th of December, 2004, 3:00 am

A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to
live with a tribe. He spends years with the people, teaching
them to read, write and good Christian values. One thing he
particularly stresses is the evil of sexual sin. " Thou must not
commit adultery or fornication!

One day the wife of one of the Tribe's noblemen gives birth to a
white baby. The village is shocked and the chief is sent by his
people to talk with the missionary.

" You have taught us of the evils of sexual sin, yet here a black
woman gives birth to...

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