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The Red Shirt

Submitted by Cher_94 on Sun, the 22nd of June, 2003, 10:26 pm

A pirate ship was one day being attacked by another ship. The
crew saw this and immediatly notified the captain. " Captain!
they said, " there is an enemy ship approaching! " Very well, he
replied, " bring me my red shirt and we shall go into battle.
The crew obeyed and they fought a long battle and finally won.
The next day the crew approached the captain. " Captain! they
exclaimed, " there are two enemy ships approaching! " Very well,
he said, " bring me my red shirt and we will proceed into
battle. Once again the crew brought him his shirt and they
fought an...

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yakimoto

Submitted by Matthew Moulton on Sat, the 19th of October, 2002, 6:21 pm

There was a profesional golfer, that went on a bussiness trip to
Japan. While there he meets this really hot girl and he gets
all horny. Eventually they go out for dinner and after the
dinner they have wild passionate sex. While having sex the
woman yells out Yakimoto!!!!!. So the man thinks that must mean
really good.
...

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Martian Sex

Submitted by cory on Thu, the 14th of June, 2001, 6:12 pm

It's the year 2 3 8 9, and martian and earth couples are living
peacably side by side. One day, an earth couple and a martian
couple are having lunch and the subject of sex comes up. Because
the earth couple has so many questions, the couples decide to
swap partners for a week. A little later, the martian man and
the earthwoman are alone in a bedroom, getting undressed. When
the martian is naked, the woman is surprised that his penis is
only 1 / 2 inch long and a 1 / 2 inch wide....

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The TASTY penis

Submitted by Jessie A Mcadams on Sat, the 4th of September, 2004, 6:05 am

one day there was a man that visited this hotel in some
place. he said to tell counter teller, " can I have the keys
to the first floor and can I have a jar of pickles to eat. ok
said the teller. " but you have to eat the pickles out on
your window platform. ok said the man.
the next day, another man came into the hotel and asked
the teller, " can i have the keys to the second floor and
can i have a pair of siccors because i like to cut hair. ok
said the teller. " but you have to cut hair on the
window platform. ok said the man.
the next day, another man came into the hotel and asked
the teller, " can i have the keys to the third floor and
can i have bottle of glue. i like to glue stuff together. ok
said the teller. " but you have to glue your stuff out on
the window platform. ok said the man.
the next day, another man came into the hotel and asked
the teller, " can i have the keys to the fourth floor
and can i have a can of green paint. i am going to paint my
things green. that's my favorite color. ok said the teller.
" but you have to paint your things out on the window platform.
ok said the man.
the next day, another man came into...

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Pecker

Submitted by Bob Smith on Sat, the 5th of October, 2002, 9:29 am

And husband and wife are driving down the road and the wife says
" Honey, are you cheating on me? He hesitates and says " Yes
dear, im so sorry " Then all the sudded the wife pulls her
husbands pocket knife out and cuts off his pecker and throughs
it out the window. Following behind them is a little girl and...

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felling sick

Submitted by Katie P Kromwell on Thu, the 11th of March, 2004, 7:49 am

ok this guy was eating this gurl out and he sow a pea and he was
like what is this and she said nutin keep going..
so he keeps on going and then he finds a carrot and he was like
what is this and she said again...

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Why was I Named That?

Submitted by rach on Wed, the 30th of July, 2003, 6:00 am

A Native American decendant walked up to his mother one evening
and asked her, " Mother, why is my eldest sister named what she
is named?

His mother replied, " When I had your eldest sister, I saw
outside a deer drinking from water. So I named her Deer Drinking
From Water.
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not what U think

Submitted by Tiger_Lily on Wed, the 4th of October, 2000, 4:23 pm

Q: what's long, hard and filled with seimen.



A: A submarine. ( seimen = seamen )

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Your a pig

Submitted by katie e eylar on Thu, the 2nd of August, 2001, 10:27 am

This man named Ken Said hi pig to Ashly every time he would see
he. After a few weeks she was mad and filed him for harrasment
and took him to court. That day Ashly won the...

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Osoma bin laden joke

Submitted by Dave Ryan on Sat, the 26th of May, 2001, 1:01 am

What do osama Bin Laden and panty hose have in common? they both
eritate bush!

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