yo mama

Lika a Pirate

Submitted by tempora on Sun, 2007-03-25 01:26.

Yo mama's like a broke-as* pirate 'cuz she's got no booty and she's looking for her ex.

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Lika a Pirate

Submitted by tempora on Sun, 2007-03-25 01:26.

Yo mama's like a broke-as* pirate 'cuz she's got no booty and she's looking for her ex.

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So Fat

Submitted by tempora on Sun, 2007-03-25 01:18.

Yo mama's so fat when she ate a salad the world's rainforests went extinct.

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So Stupid

Submitted by tempora on Sun, 2007-03-25 01:11.

Yo mama's so stupid she rents a car so she can go to the dealership to steal a car.

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Docter docter

Submitted by Melissa Mclay on Fri, 2005-08-19 01:39.

your mama is ssssooooo ugly that the docter slaped your grandmother for having her

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Humdy dumpy

Submitted by Chuk Bonyata on Thu, 2005-08-18 20:18.

Yomama is like humpy dumpy,she gets humped then dumped.

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Buttered teeth

Submitted by Darnitol on Thu, 2005-08-18 04:16.

yo moma teeth so yellow when she colse her mouth her stomach light up.

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Your momma

Submitted by Jena M Graham on Thu, 2005-08-18 01:36.

hey get off the your momma jokes because i just got off yours

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Yo momma so fat or ugly

Submitted by Cory Kusick on Wed, 2005-08-17 17:34.

by:patrick Osullivan
yo momma so fat,
- she went to the theatre and sat next to everybody
-she jumped in the air and got stuck
-when she gets on a scale it says k.o.

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Your mama so black

Submitted by Fasty F Fasty on Tue, 2005-08-16 12:10.

Yo mamma so black, when she gets out of the car the oil light comes on.

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