Your mama so fat, she's been married for 20 years and your dad hasn't seen the
other side of her yet!

Yo' mama so fat, they showed her a picture of her feet and she couldn't
identify them!

Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for
mooning!

Your family is so poor, they go to kentucky fried chicken to lick other
people's fingers.

You'er so poor at Christmas your mom bought you a video tape of other kids
playing wi

Yo' mama so stupid, she heard it was chilly out, and got a spoon!

You are so bald, that when you wear a turtleneck, you look like a broken
condom.

Yo' mama so fat, her doctor said she had a flesh-eating disease and told her
she had 13 years to live!

Dear Santa,
Will you please get me a bike for Christmas? Thank you.
Your friend,
Mackenzie

"Dear Mackenzie,
I'll try my best to get you a bie.

Yo' mama so old, I told her to act her age and she died!

1. Tell the widow you're sure you saw him move.

2. Go to the funeral dressed as the deceased, and call the widow
a fraud.

3. Bring a dog to the funeral and have him pla