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Submitted by Lil Zane C Rios on Fri, the 29th of June, 2001, 12:23 am

An elderly widowed gentleman in a nursing home became very
friendly with an elderly lady. He told her his former wife used
to hold his penis every night to help him go to sleep.

The elderly lady decided to do this for her new male friend
every night for a week. Each night he fell soundly asleep. The
next week the gentleman told the lady that he was sorry but he
had found a new partner. She was very upset and asked him, " What
does she have that I don't have?

He replied, " Parkinsons.

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