A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the
front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her
feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the

Jenny's grandfather recently died of a heart attack. After the
funeral, she is talking privately with her grandmother. Jenny
asks, "How did it happen"

The grandmother replie

I'm not saying you're old but who else...
...has wrinkles on their teeth.
...sprinkles tenderizer on their applesauce.
...has a pterodactyl for a pet.
...remembers when Baskin-

1.Throw a suprise party for a man turning 90.
2.Feed them pepperoni pizza abd soda at lunch.
3.Start an orge at 8:00 at night.
4.Make them watch Temtaion Island.
5.Give them al

There was a guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts
weights and jogs 6 miles everyday.

One morning, looking in his mirror, he noticed he was sun-tanned
all over...with

A old man told his doctor, "I don't think my wife's hearing is
as good as it used to be. What should I do?"

The doctor replied, "Try this test first. When your wife is at
the

There was an old lady with titanium legs walking down the beach
on her 100th birthday. She walked by a surfer guy and said "
I've never been fucked in my entire life, will you fuck me?" th

How do you get an 80 year old lady to say "fuck"?

Get another 80 year old lady to yell "Bingo"

One day two old ladys were sitting on a bench at the town park
when a flasher walks up and flashes them. One old lady has a
stroke, but the other one can't reach!

- You can live without sex but not without glasses.

- Your back goes out more than you do.

- You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks
into the room.