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Country Song Titles

Submitted by Saloom on Wed, the 4th of May, 2005, 7:15 am

These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs...

1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
2. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ' Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
3. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
4. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
5. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
6. I Got In At 2 With a 1 0, And Woke Up At 1 0 With a 2
7. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
8. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
9. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
1 0. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
1 1. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
1 2. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
1 3. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
1 4. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back Crying my eyes out over you
1 5. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
1 6. Mama Get A Hammer ( There's A Fly On Papa's Head )
1 7. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
1 8. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
1 9. Please Bypass this Heart
2 0. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
2 1. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

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