You know you're a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.

Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big city church.

"When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral," Joe began.

"Y

How can you tell if a redneck is married?

There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.

Bubba from the lower valley decided he wanted to get married, and brought up the subject with his Ma and Pa over grits and gravy the other night.

"Bubba," Ma said, "you can't get marrie

Thers this one time i walked into a Funeral home and theres this lady, not to be mean or anything but that lady weighed at least 350 to 400lbs and she was singing a song called"love lift me up" well i

You might be a rednack if...You've ever worn hunter's orange to church. You have barnyard animals living in your house.Every pair of jeans you own has a tobacco can ring worn i

hey if a frog had wings would it bump his ass when he hopes?
No dumbass it would fly

Two friends from the Ozarks went hunting.

When deep in the forest one of them stared shaking, turned pale, fell to the ground, thrashed around for a while and then lay still.

His

A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting hammered. A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?"The farmer shook his hea

You might be a redneck if your ma has ever run out of the bathroom and said " Ya'll come look at this 'fore I flush it.