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the dumb cat

Submitted by Father Baker on Sat, the 15th of September, 2001, 10:25 am

one day there was a cat, it was a dumb cat. why is this cat dumb
you ask? well lets get this shitty joke out of here! this cat was
so dumb that when he saw 2 guyz making out it jumped on them and...

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Daily Comments(of the supernatural people)

Submitted by Sonya Kennett on Fri, the 27th of July, 2001, 7:25 am

1. Wheres the Mother bear?

2. Are you sure the powers off?

3. Hey, whet does this button do?

4. Ahhhhhhh, ghost. " Bob, it's only me.

5. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the...

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The Train

Submitted by john on Wed, the 20th of June, 2001, 5:12 am

On a train... A woman was sitting between a Greek Guy And A
Turkish Guy
... As the Train passed a tunnel, which made the whole area pitch
black, the Greek Guy made a kissing noise, The women then
thought that the Turkish guy had kissed her, and she slapped...

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124 Dead Baby Jokes

Submitted by Lehe c wentzell on Sat, the 22nd of May, 2004, 5:07 am

Q: Whats small, goes around in circles and taps on the window ?
A: Baby in a microwave

Q: What's blue and sits in the corner?
A: A dead baby

Q: What's green and sits in the corner?
A: Same baby two weeks later

Q: Whats small, brown, and spits ?
A: Baby in a frying pan

Q: Why should you put a baby in a blender feet first ?
A: So you can watch it's expression change.

Q: How do you get a dead baby across the street?
A: Staple it to a chicken.

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: Take your foot off its head. or
A: One scoop of dead baby and three scoops of ice cream.

Q: How do you get 1 0 0 0 babies in a telephone booth?
A: Blender

Q: How do you get them out?
A: Straw

Q: What's black and blue and smokes in the corner?
A: A baby chewing on an extention cord.

Q: What's small, red, and can't turn corners?
A: A baby with a javelin through its head.

Q: What is pink, red and silver and bumps into walls?
A: A baby with forks in it's eyes

Q: What's sicker than driving over a baby?
A: Skidding

Q: What's even sicker?
A: Picking it out of the tires

Q: What gets shorter & shorter and redder & redder?
A: A baby combing its hair with a potato peeler.

Q: What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a
truckload of oats?
A: You can't use a pitchfork in oats.

Q: what's worse than a hundred dead babies on the back of a
truck?
A: 1 0 0 dead babies on the back of a truck and a live one eating
its way out from the
bottom?

Q: What's red and dances
A: A baby on a barbecue

Q: What bounces up and down at 1 0 0 mph?
A: A baby tied to the back of a truck.

Q: What's brown and gurgles?
A: A baby in a casserole.

Q: Whats the best thing about a siamese twin baby?
A: Threesomes.

Q: What's red and goes round and round?
A: A baby in a garbage disposal.

Q: What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A: You can't hide dead babies in a gay man.

Q: What's more fun than strapping a baby to a washingline and
then spinning it around at
2 0 0 km / h?
A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging
on your wall?
A: Art

Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying
on your porch?
A: Matt

Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying
on a beach?
A: Sandy

Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a
swimming pool?
A: Bob

Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the
middle of the ocean?
A: Fucked

Q: Whats worse than smoking pot with a baby?
A: Making a bong out of it.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a felt tip
marker?
A: you don't get second looks when you're writing with a felt
tip marker!

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road?
A: It was chained to a bumper.

Q: What do you have when you have 4 dead babies, take away two,
and add 5 more?
A: An orgy!

Q: If a tree falls on a baby in the forest, and no one is around
to hear it, is it still hilarious?

Q: What is red and creeps up your leg?
A: A homesick abortion.

Q: What's red and lies in all four corners of the room?
A: A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.

Q: What do vegetarian dingos eat?
A: Cabbage patch kids.

Q : Whats white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ?
A : A Pedophiles ass.

Q: What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
A: A watermelon floats.

Q: Whats the safest way to play with a baby ?
A: With a condom.

Q: What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A: A baby in a trash compacter.

Q: What's the difference between a lamp and a dead baby?
A: It's really easy to turn on a lamp.

Q: Whats does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for
Christmas ?
A: Cancer.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.


Q: What's the difference between a baby and a bagel?
A: You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby
in the oven.

Q: What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket
of baby guts?
A: You can't gargle gravel.

Q: Why did the toddler fall off his bike?
A: A fridge fell on him .

Q: Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
A: So you can tell which ones are still alive.

Q: How do you know when you hit a live one?
A: The pitchfork shakes

Q: What's this? ( hold arms out and shake them )
A: A live one.

Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A: A baby playing in a plastic bag.

Q: What is bright blue, pink, and sizzles?
A: A baby trying to breast feed from an electrical outlet.

Q: What's sicker than driving over a baby?
A: Skidding.

Q: How do you spoil a baby?
A: Leave it out in the sun.

Q: How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
A: Stick a javelin through it's head.

Q: How do you make a gay men pregnant?
A: stick a dead baby up his ass!

Q: Why did the toddler drop it's lollypop?
A: It was hit by a truck...

Q: What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?
A: Twins in an acid bath.

Q: What's red, screams and goes around in circles?
A: A baby with its foot nailed to the floor.

Q: What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead
babies?
A: I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house?
A: Depends how hard you throw them

Q: Whats more fun than feeling up a dead baby
A: Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples

Q: What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
A: The VHS tape don't stink when...

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Taliban Bingo

Submitted by oncojoon on Fri, the 5th of September, 2003, 8:13 am

How do you play Taliban Bingo?

B- 5 2.... F- 1 6......
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Bin Laden changed his name

Submitted by KeisukeKun on Wed, the 5th of January, 2005, 1:46 am

bin laden changed his name to BINHIDDEN

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Little boy

Submitted by Ashlyn on Sat, the 5th of March, 2005, 5:19 am

" Mommy, mommy ", a little boy said, " why do I keep going around
in circles?
" Shut up, or I will nail your other foot to the floor!

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mueslm

Submitted by David G Esdaile on Sat, the 14th of October, 2000, 11:38 am

Q. why didnt kermit the frog marry miss piggy?
A. because he was muslem!




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bin laden

Submitted by IOVANA BRITO on Mon, the 21st of January, 2002, 3:45 am

what's the difference between big foot and osama bin laden?
one is 6 feet tall and the other doesn't exist.

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hot dog

Submitted by Ricky A Seidle on Thu, the 19th of July, 2001, 6:56 am

A Buddist walks up to a hot dog stand and says " make me one with
everything "

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