There was a British, a polish, and a Frenchman. They were in a plane that had crashed. They were all really hot as they walked across the desert. After a hour, they saw a magic lamp. They shook it up

Does this ring true to you? Maybe you have to be from North
Jersey for some of these... You know you're from Jersey
when......

- You refer to the beach as the shore.

Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q.What Do You Call 3 Hispanics, a Chinese man and 4 Black people lined up?
A. A Sprinkler: Spick, Spick, Spick, CHINK! NiggaNiggaNiggaNigga (You gotta say this fast and emphasize the capitalize

What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit...

Answer... The Bucket

What do you call an afghan virgin

Mever bin laid on

An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of
water. It gets so bad that his camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the
sands, certain that he ha

The Encino School Board has declared Jewish English a second language. Backers of the move say the district is the first in the nation to recognize Hebonics as the language of many of America's Jews.

Do you know why they have a bucket of shit at an [ethnic] wedding?

- To keep the flies off of the bride.

What are the rools for hide and seek in Sommalie?

-Not more than a thousand behind a tree!