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Submitted by Prabesh Neupane on Tue, the 22nd of February, 2005, 2:00 am

What did the Mexican fireman name his twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

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Richest Person

Submitted by HappyFunnyBanana on Fri, the 4th of January, 2002, 10:46 am

How do you find the population of Mexico City?

Roll a quarter down the street....

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Mexican Population

Submitted by Happy Hippy Hamster on Sat, the 29th of March, 2003, 9:41 pm

How do you count the Mexican population???

Roll a penny down the street

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You Know You're Puerto Rican If...

Submitted by SwiM4LifE on Mon, the 18th of August, 2003, 11:12 pm

You Know You're Puerto Rican If ...

You've ever used your lips to point something out.

You've ever been hit with " chancletas ", " la correa ", or the cord
of " la plancha ".

You get really scared whenever someone mentions " El Cuuuuuco!!!

You've gone to Titi's house and passed through the " bead
curtain " in the living room.

You step into a house that has all those little figurines taking
up every inch of space on the TV and under the TV.

Your mother has a porcelain cat, dog, Buddha or elephant in her
living room.

Almost everyone you know is nicknamed " mira ".

You've eaten " esporsoda " with butter.

You have a perpetually drunk neighbor.

You know your mom is sneaking up on you because you can hear the
' clack-clack' of her " chancletas ".

Someone in you family is name " Maria ".

You have actually met several people named " Jesus ".

You treat fevers with " alcoholado ".

You know " Don Francisco " from " Sabado Gigante ".

You need a cup of coffee after every meal.

One of your aunts weighs over 3 0 0 pounds.

You have a delinquent cousin.

Your uncle owns more gold than the jewelry shop down the street.

You've sat in a two-passenger car with over seven people in it,
and there's a person shouting " Subete que caben mas!.

You put a big Puerto Rican flag on your car come June.

You've sung " Japi Beldei Two Yuuuu " more than you care to

You know at least four of your last names.

You scrunch up your nose to ask a silent " que ?.

You've ever left grass out for the camels on the night of Jan.
6 th., instead of leaving milk and cookies for Santa Claus on

You remember Ricky Martin as the little one from Menudo.

You were raised on Goya products ( Si es Goya, tiene que ser
bueno ).

You consider the bad luck day to be " Tuesday " ( not Friday the
1 3 th ).

You ever wished El Chapulin Colorado would come and save you.

You've dropped food on the floor, picked it up, and eaten it
after saying " lo que no mata engorda ".

Your sofa or rug is...

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Funny Joke

Submitted by LeaveMeBe on Fri, the 30th of April, 2004, 3:49 am

* When a bunch of white guys run down a hallway, it's called an
* When a bunch of black guys run...

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Dominican Funeral

Submitted by Me myself and I on Sat, the 27th of March, 2004, 12:47 am

An old couple in Santo Domingo was puzzled when the coffin
of their dead relative arrived from the USA. The corpse was
so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that her face was
practically touching the glass cover. When they opened the
coffin, they found a letter pinned to her chest, which
read :

Dearest Papi & Mami :

I am sending you Tia Juana's remains for the funeral in the
Santo Domingo Cemetery.

Sorry I couldn't come along as the expenses were too high.
You will find inside the coffin, under Tia's body, 1 2 cans
of Bumble Bee Tuna, 1 2 bottles of Paul Mitchell Shampoo and
1 2 bottles Paul Mitchell Conditioner, 1 2 Vaseline Intensive
Care Skin Lotion, 1 2 Colgate Toothpaste and 1 2 cans of
Spam. Just divide it among the family.

On Tia's feet is a brand-new pair of Reeboks ( size 8 ) for
Joseito. There are four pairs of Reeboks under her head for

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Cuban National Anthem

Submitted by kickitup on Sat, the 18th of December, 2004, 7:26 pm

What is the Cuban national anthem?

Row row row your boat.

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Why Didn't You Eat Him?

Submitted by bubblegut on Sun, the 22nd of July, 2001, 9:49 am

Three men are stuck on an island.

The first man, who is white, tries to swim for help. He is eaten
by sharks.

The second man, who is black, tries...

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three guyz on a building

Submitted by Spanky C Sneed on Wed, the 14th of November, 2001, 3:43 pm

a russian, a mexican, and an american are on the roof of a
building the russian takes a drink of his vodka and throws it
off, the mexican asks why he did that he said theres too much of
that in our country. the mexican takes a drink of his taquila
and throws...

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Mule's Balls

Submitted by Tina B on Sun, the 19th of May, 2002, 9:11 am

An American couple on vacation with some friends in Mexico were
shopping at the market to bring back a few souvenirs to their
family and friends. The time passed and the couple realize that
neither of them were wearing watches. They noticed this Mexican
man laying down taking a siesta next to this mule that had the
largest set of mule nuts they had ever seen.

Trying not to stare at the huge mule nuts they asked the Mexican
man, " Excuse us could you tell us what time it is?

The Mexican man reaches his hand out under the enormous set of
nuts lifting them high and says, " It's 3 o'clock.

Amazed by this the American couple go off to find their friends
and tell them the amazing story. This Mexican man over there can...

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