Whats black and taps on glass? A baby in a microwave.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a leper? An epileptic fit.
There was an old whore from Kahlua
Who'd poxed all the cocks ' d been through her...
What's more fun than nailing a baby to a tree?
Ripping it off.
Why do women exist? Because cows are too big, sheep can't cook and chickens explode!
What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper? Being fingered by Captain Hook.
What's blue and sings alone?
- Dan Ackroyd.
Necrophilia means never having to say you're sorry.
What goes " ha ha ha ha ha ha ha klunk "? A leper laughing his head off.
Things not to say to a leper : " Hang in there " " What's eating you? " Don't go to pieces.