gross

yo moma

Submitted by 12grader on Sat, 2007-10-20 03:49.

yo mommas armpits so harry it looks like she goy godzilla in a headlock

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What did the leper say to the prostitute?...

Submitted by Chris N Thornberry on Sun, 2005-07-10 20:38.

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.

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They say you can pick your nose, and you can...

Submitted by i want pie on Fri, 2005-07-01 09:24.

They say you can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends,
but you can't pick your friend's nose.

Why not?

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Why don't old men eat their wives out?...

Submitted by Allan J Vercellino on Fri, 2005-06-17 03:13.

Why don't old men eat their wives out?

Have you ever pulled grilled cheese apart?

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Whats a priest's favorite type of meat?...

Submitted by Im Angel on Tue, 2005-06-07 15:59.

Whats a priest's favorite type of meat?

- NUN!

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The more you run over a dead cat the flatter...

Submitted by david m stwert on Sat, 2005-05-28 18:03.

The more you run over a dead cat the flatter it gets.

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What did Jeffery Dammer say to Lorena Bobbit?...

Submitted by ASS HOLE on Fri, 2005-05-06 03:22.

What did Jeffery Dammer say to Lorena Bobbit?

- "Are you gonna eat that?"

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How do you know you're at a gay BBQ?...

Submitted by Danica R Lee on Thu, 2005-03-17 00:22.

How do you know you're at a gay BBQ?

The hotdogs taste like shit!

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Did you hear about the leper card game?...

Submitted by Silly Goose on Fri, 2005-02-25 09:51.

Did you hear about the leper card game?

One threw his hand in, one laughed his head off and one cried
his eyes out.

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What do Vegetarian Maggots eat?...

Submitted by Summer Breeze on Sat, 2005-02-05 14:00.

What do Vegetarian Maggots eat?

Linda McCartney.

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