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Whats black and taps on glass?...

Submitted by Grinch on Sat, the 30th of August, 2003, 1:13 pm

Whats black and taps on glass? A baby in a microwave.

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What is the worst thing that can happen to...

Submitted by josh baker on Sun, the 1st of February, 2004, 1:31 pm

What is the worst thing that can happen to a leper? An epileptic fit.

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There was an old whore from Kahlua...

Submitted by saran singh on Fri, the 22nd of March, 2002, 12:43 pm

There was an old whore from Kahlua
Who'd poxed all the cocks ' d been through her...

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a tree?...

Submitted by KaBoOm on Sun, the 20th of October, 2002, 10:24 am

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a tree?

Ripping it off.

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Why do women exist?...

Submitted by C Heath Ratliff on Sat, the 23rd of November, 2002, 7:28 pm

Why do women exist? Because cows are too big, sheep can't cook and chickens explode!

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What's worse than being raped by Jack the...

Submitted by Marjey Muffet on Thu, the 4th of January, 2001, 2:12 am

What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper? Being fingered by Captain Hook.

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What's blue and sings alone?...

Submitted by Chris D Rodgers on Tue, the 1st of April, 2003, 8:30 am

What's blue and sings alone?

- Dan Ackroyd.

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Necrophilia means never having to say you're...

Submitted by snickers13107 on Wed, the 5th of December, 2001, 10:20 pm

Necrophilia means never having to say you're sorry.

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What goes "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha klunk"?...

Submitted by Erika Koskela on Wed, the 20th of June, 2001, 9:15 pm

What goes " ha ha ha ha ha ha ha klunk "? A leper laughing his head off.

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Things not to say to a leper:...

Submitted by cody on Wed, the 30th of January, 2002, 4:18 am

Things not to say to a leper : " Hang in there " " What's eating you? " Don't go to pieces.

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