LOL-Jokes.com
Just thousands of funny jokes

blondes

Blonde Ice Hockey Team?

Submitted by Ashley Brown on Mon, the 17th of February, 2003, 9:56 pm

What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team?
They drowned in Spring Training.

( category: ethnic (u.s.) -> blondes )

No Trespassing

Submitted by Gen_Aftertaste on Mon, the 3rd of June, 2002, 2:02 am

A blond goes fishing on private property. The owner of the
property sees this and is a bit upset, so he confronts the
blond. Pointing to a sign, the owner...

Read more
( category: ethnic (u.s.) -> blondes )

Double-Decker Bus

Submitted by Tera M Sorensen on Thu, the 12th of August, 2004, 12:43 pm

It was Spring Break for the collage kids and a group of blondes
and brunettes decide to rent a double-decker bus and go on a
trip. The brunettes are to be on the bottom and the blondes on
the top. The bus had been driving a little bit and the brunettes
were having a party. They were drinking, smoking, dancing, etc.
Well when they listened, they didn't hear anything up on the top...

Read more
( category: ethnic (u.s.) -> blondes )

Cook a Turkey

Submitted by Erin E Singma on Mon, the 4th of October, 2004, 10:33 am

Why did the blonde cook a turkey for 2 1 / 2 days?

The directions said to cook it for 1 / 2 an hour per pound and she
was 1 2 3 lb.

( category: ethnic (u.s.) -> blondes )

And He...

Submitted by Kyrajeff N Rufclare on Sun, the 19th of June, 2005, 6:02 pm

A blonde died meets St. Peter at the Pearly Gate.

Saint Peter: If you can tell me what God's son's name is I will
let you into Heaven....

Read more
( category: ethnic (u.s.) -> blondes )

One Wish Each

Submitted by Peter Schmitt on Sun, the 16th of February, 2003, 8:31 am

There were once two red heads and one blonde stuck at the edge
of a cliff. At the tip there was a genie's bottle. The genie
said he would grant them one wish each.

The first red head jumped off and said I wish I was...

Read more
( category: ethnic (u.s.) -> blondes )

Game Show Question

Submitted by brandon on Fri, the 17th of September, 2004, 5:33 pm

A blonde was on a game show and one of the questions was ' what
was the first thing Eve said to Adam?
...

Read more
( category: ethnic (u.s.) -> blondes )

Big Breasts

Submitted by Michael Murphy on Sat, the 8th of June, 2002, 9:03 pm

Why do blondes have big breasts?

God had to put their brain somewhere.

( category: ethnic (u.s.) -> blondes )

What's the Difference

Submitted by Ab on Fri, the 11th of May, 2001, 2:48 am

What's the difference between a brunette and a blonde?

It takes about two hours before the blonde gets the joke.

( category: ethnic (u.s.) -> blondes )

Shortest Book

Submitted by Penelope J White on Wed, the 10th of April, 2002, 10:51 pm

What is the shortest book ever written?

" Thoughts of a Blond.

( category: ethnic (u.s.) -> blondes )
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 next page > last page >>