There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish.
The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into a brown haired woman and she swims off the island.

A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city.
Her mother noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right?"

"Not really," th

Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?A: There's white-out on the screen.

During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever no matter how hard she tried.Af

Q.How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A. There's writing on the white-out.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?

A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.

Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?
A: So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.

Q: How do you drown a blonde?

A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool!

a blonde barbie was walking around the room.
but her owner was about 1 year old so she
took off the barbies clothes and ate them
barbie was still walking around the room when

Q: What's a brunette's mating call?

A: Has that blonde gone yet?
A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!?
A3: "All the blondes have gone home!"