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You Might be Ghetto if...

Submitted by Joseph S Spector on Tue, the 31st of October, 2000, 7:41 pm

If the rimms on your car cost more than your car... you might be
ghetto.
If " mybabyfavah " or " mybabymovah " is the name of your
significant other... you might be ghetto.
If you own more than one pair of gold shoes... you might be
ghetto.
If you have the gold lipstick to go with those gold shoes... you
might be ghetto.
If your daughter's name starts with a syallable rhyming with a
" la " or ends with " qua " or " ta "... you might be ghetto.
If your grandmother is under 4 0 years old... you might be ghetto.
If you have a brother or cousin named " stink ", " man " or
" boo "... you might be ghetto.
If you find yourself in a physical confrontation because someone
stepped on your sneakers... you might be ghetto.
If your 4 yeard old can't talk, but can do the " tootsie
rool "... you might be ghetto.
If you constantly use * 6 9 on your telephone and you say, " Did
you just call here?... you might be ghetto.
If you name your child after a character on the Young and the
Restless... you might be ghetto.
If you do not have a job, but your hair and nails are done on a
weekly basis... you might be ghetto.
If you believe that the words mother and father have the letter
" v " in their spelling... you might be ghetto.
If " arts and crafts aids " ( such as spray paint, glue, and
glitter ) are hair products to you... you might be ghetto.
If the height of your hair is more than the height of your
head... you might be ghetto.
If the only skirt you own is a really a pair of denim shorts
with a flap across the front... you might be ghetto.
If you sleep in a chair at night to avoid messing up your
hair... you might be ghetto.
If you will only do it " doggystyle " with your mate to avoid
messing up your hair... you might be ghetto.
If you do not have your own place, do not have your own car, and
simply do not have your own anything, but your 2 year old has a
three-quarter lenght leather coat... you might be ghetto.
If the dentist-installed gold overlay in your mouth spells
words... you might be ghetto.
If you are a male and you have marks around your thighs from
your belt... you might be ghetto.
If you are male and your hair strongly resembles the bottom of a
bathing suit after sitting on the ledge of a concrete pool... you
might be ghetto.
If you are male and more than 3 girls page you, all using the
code 1... you might be ghetto.
If you son's name rhymes with " tirrell "... you might be ghetto.
If your flourescent pager mathches the weave in your
ponytail... you might be ghetto.

( category: ethnic (u.s.) -> blacks )