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dinner table manners

Submitted by Fred A Tisdale on Mon, the 29th of April, 2002, 6:39 pm

one night david had a few geust over his boss and his wife. so
when they came over david introdused his son kenny. kenny said
hello and went to his spot at the table as they were eating
kenny burped and david said have you forgot your manners and
they kept eating on. kenny started to kick his feet and his dads
boss was on the other side of the table then he went to far and
kicked the boss then his dad said you stay still and eat your
dinner so kenny did. later kenny put his hand down and knoked
his juice over kenny's dad said " BOY YOU MAKE ONE GODDAMN THING
TO GET ME FROM LOSING MY FUCKIN RAISE I'LL KICK YOUR ASS TO
TIMBUKTWO YOU GOT THAT YOU PEICE OF SHIT " and kenny said fuckoff
with a reaction he didn't mean to say. then davids bos...

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English man, Scottish man and a Paky man

Submitted by Sarah E Bellis on Wed, the 24th of July, 2002, 3:48 pm

There was an English man a Scottish man and a Paky man. They
were all in a plane that was about too crash into Mount
Everist. The pilot told them to throw out anything they didnt
need.

So the Scottish man threw out his Kilts and said " I dont...

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Vodo Dick

Submitted by Yanie on Mon, the 12th of May, 2003, 9:16 am

There once was a guy that wanted to suprise his wife then tha
guy went to a mall when he got there he saw a guy with a chest
when he opened it he said vodo dick the elevator shaft then the
dick jumped up and fucked the elelvatorshaft then the guy stole
it then...

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Chinese playin'

Submitted by Rachael n Everson on Fri, the 15th of February, 2002, 6:37 pm

A man suspects his wife of cheating on him. So, to find out he
hires a Chinese detective to spy on her. It turns out he's
right. The Chinese detective follows his wife and a man to a
restaurant. Then they drove to a hotel. He follows them there
and climbs up a tree so he...

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Hans Schmidt

Submitted by toby666 on Wed, the 7th of February, 2001, 5:36 pm

A man was walking down the street and noticed a sign reading " Hans
Schmidt's Chinese Laundry. Being of a curious nature, he entered and was
greeted by an obviously Chinese man who introduced himself as Hans Schmidt.

" How come you have a name like that? inquired the stranger....

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Indian Toilet Paper

Submitted by Johan B Kool on Sun, the 18th of February, 2001, 6:15 pm

An Indian walks into a 2 4 / 7 corner shop and asks for toilet
paper. The clerk asks if he would like No Name, Charmin, or
White Cloud.

" White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper, says the
Indian. " How much is it?

" $ 1. 0 a roll, the clerk replies.

" That seems pretty expensive, responds the Indian. " What about
the others?

" Charmin is...

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What's the Difference?

Submitted by Hallie C Knap on Wed, the 25th of May, 2005, 9:52 pm

I was sitting in a bar one time and I saw a Jewish man walk in
and sit down to have a drink. After a few drinks a Chinese man
came in and sat next to him. The Jewish man immediately turned
and punched the other man in the face.

The Chinese man shouted, " You fool! What was that for? The
Jewish man replied, " That's for Pearl Harbor. Chinese man said,
" You idiot, I am Chinese not Japanese! Jewish man...

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International Bash

Submitted by Kristina on Fri, the 7th of March, 2003, 6:59 am

Q. A black and a Puerto Rican are in the same car, who's
driving?
A. The Policeman

Q. What do you call a Greek girl who keeps running away from
home?
A. A virgin.

Q. What do Orientals use Dental Floss for?
A. Blindfolds.

Q. Hear about the library that burnt down in Paris?
A. Destroyed their entire collection and they hadn't even
finished colouring in the second one!

Q. Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on
the same day in Iraq?...

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Three Chineese Tortures

Submitted by Crystal M Fischer on Tue, the 5th of August, 2003, 6:21 am

One day, a man walking in the woods became hopelessly lost in a
vast jungle. He walked for hours and hours and finally he came
upon a small cottage. This man was very tired, so he knocked on
the door and an old Chineese man answered it. The man asked if
he could stay the night, and the Chineese guy said he could
under one condition: the man kept away from his daughter. The
guy figured that this would be easy, because the daughter should
be considerably older than him, so he agreed. The man came
inside, and while the Chineese guy was showing him to his room,
he caught a glimpse of his daughter. She was beautiful and
young with long hair and sparkling eyes. The guy got to his
room and tried to go to sleep, but his mind kept on focusing on
them man's daughter. So, he crept down to her room for a night...

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Chinese Girlfriend

Submitted by Michael Youngmark on Sun, the 10th of July, 2005, 7:17 pm

A man lets call him bob was going out with a chinese
girl named Ping. Ping couldnt speak a word of english
and anyway one night Bob was fucking Ping shouted out " HARGER "
bob thought this meant harder so he started fucking her harder.
Again she shouted out " HARGER " bob was surprized and started
fucking her harder again. Now ping was roaring " HARGER "
" HARGER " " HARGER!!!!. Bob fucked...

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