yo mommas armpits so harry it looks like she goy godzilla in a headlock

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the
front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her
feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the

There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish.
The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into a brown haired woman and she swims off the island.

A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city.
Her mother noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right?"

"Not really," th

You know you're a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.

There was a British, a polish, and a Frenchman. They were in a plane that had crashed. They were all really hot as they walked across the desert. After a hour, they saw a magic lamp. They shook it up

Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?A: There's white-out on the screen.

During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever no matter how hard she tried.Af

Q.How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A. There's writing on the white-out.

Does this ring true to you? Maybe you have to be from North
Jersey for some of these... You know you're from Jersey
when......

- You refer to the beach as the shore.