Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

They invented mace!

One cold winter day a couple of kids were playing hockey on Lake
Ontario and a vicious dog ran up and started biting one of the
kids' legs. Thinking fast the other kids took his hockey sti

Why Did the Baseball player bring rope to the game?

He wanted to tie the score.

One day an Aggie and a Longhorn (football teams) were applying
for the same job, the manager said, ok, you both go home and
make up a poem using the words "Timbuck Too" the next day they

Four football fanactics decided to go rock climbing one day. One
was a Dallas Cowboys fan. One was a Denver Broncos fan. One was
a Miami Dolphins fan. And the other was a Buffalo Bills fan

Article by Dave Barry on Olympic Coverage

TRUMPETS: BOM! BOM! BOM-BOM BOM BOM BOM!

BOB COSTAS: Good evening, and as you can tell by the sound of the Olympic
Theme Song

many guyz will not become a cheerleader for fear that they will
be called gay. this i dont under stand beacause there are many
things that would not make them look gay. i am going to lis

Alex Ferguson is at Old Trafford with the whole of the
Manchester United Football Team watching them train, when he
realizes that golden boy David Beckham is absent. He takes out
his

1. I die rarely.
2. It's a deja vu all over again.
3. It's not over till it's over.
4. If you come to a fork in the road.....take it!
5. I really didn't say everything that I s

1. Quiditch camp (no children cannot fly)

2. Sailor camp ( no they will not end up on broadway)

3. Star Wars camp ( no it is not possible to become Chubbaca)

4.