A man was walking along the beach at Malibu when he found a
bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it.

A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out.

There once was a man who traveled to a strange foreign country,
and while he was there he found a strange old lamp of some sort.
When he got home he polished off the lamp, and out came a g

A man is on safari in the jungle by himself unarmed.(yes, he is
a blonde)A lion suddenly jumps in front of him and roars. The
man immiediately gets on his knees and begins to pray.

Q: Why do UFO's land in remote areas?

A: Ask yourself! If you had to travel LIGHT YEARS to get to Earth and had
to take a piss. Would YOU land in a populated city and whip out your

Why is the Star Ship Enterprise like a toilet roll????

Because it flies around Uranus looking for cling ons!

One day in a little town in the desert, a UFO landed and a green
man came out and walked towards the town bar. As he entered the
bar he approached the sherif who happened to be reading the

A man walked out into the street and got hit by a car, he was
a devious man who sinned all of the time. He died, and when he
got to his after life he said, "ohhh..... this must be heave

It was time for St. Peter's annual three-week vacation, and
Jesus volunteered to fill in for him at the Pearly Gates.

"It's no big deal," St. Peter explained. "Just sit at the

Three guys are walking down a beach. One of them trips on a
bottle. They pick it up and a genie pops out. "I'm a powerful
genie, I'll grant each one of you a wish!"

The guys t

A bloke in Australia walks up to the bar with a big ostrich
behind him, and as he sits, a small cat jumps up on the stool
beside him. The barman comes over, regarding the trio with some