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Green, Fuzzy...

Submitted by Choclette Sauce on Mon, the 1st of September, 2003, 10:39 am

Whats green, fuzzy and smells like Monica Lewinski?


Bill Clinton's pool table.

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Al Quiedia

Submitted by Q on Sat, the 19th of October, 2002, 1:00 pm

What is that good about Taliban airlines ?
They take you straight to your office?

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Asian Blonde

Submitted by Eddie Parkes on Tue, the 24th of September, 2002, 12:48 am

once upun a time......

A nice little blonde asian girl, becaome FAT!

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Bill Clinton - Similarities

Submitted by Tiki Tiki Bird on Sun, the 9th of December, 2001, 1:10 am

Q: What does golf and Monica Lewinsky have in common?
A: They both appeal to old men, and they can both get a hole in
one.

Q: What do Bill Clinton and the toilet have in common?
A: They can both see things they shouldn't be looking at.

Q: What do the Oval Office and the Yankee Stadium have in common?
A: They both get a lot of action....

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Clinton Doesn't Use Bookmarks

Submitted by hiyayaywhopee on Sun, the 19th of January, 2003, 5:31 pm

Did you hear Bill Clinton doesn't use bookmarks?
He just bends over the pages!

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Safe Sex

Submitted by The Iothola of Rock and Rolla on Mon, the 19th of February, 2001, 12:58 pm

What does Bill Clinton Call Safe Sex?

When there's a guard at the door

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The Bush Joke

Submitted by Daniel L Jewell on Wed, the 3rd of November, 2004, 2:02 pm

What are you called if you are paid to kill president Bush.

A Bush Wacker.

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Osama turns him self in

Submitted by Christina M Ashworth on Sun, the 1st of September, 2002, 11:29 pm

Osama Bin Laden Calls George Bush and Says,

Osama: I've got good news and bad news

Bush: Whats the good news?...

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Janet Reno Slogans For Florida Governor

Submitted by Zildjian_87 on Fri, the 14th of September, 2001, 10:22 am

Watch me lick Bush!

Not Bush, but Butch!

I sure wish I was up against a woman!

The Candidate you can Anti-Trust!
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Tliban Navy

Submitted by Matt K on Sat, the 19th of May, 2001, 5:57 am

Why would Taliban ships have glass bottoms?


To see their air force.

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