George W. Bush and Al Gore went to a fancy resturaunt. The
waitress came and asked what they wanted. George said, "I want a
quickie." The witress slapped him and walked away. George then

Three kids were walking down a dirt path in the forest. One of
the kids sees Bill Clinton drowing. The three boys save Bill
Clinton. Bill Clinton is so pleased that they saved his life he

One winter day the president is horrified to see "CLINTON SUCKS"
written in yellow in the snow outside the White House. He
demands an immediate lab test and a handwriting analysis. Just

6 of th 7 dwarfs are sitting in their house when Doc comes
running in. Doc says, "OH MY GOSH...you guys,i just won us all
free trips to go see the Pope tomorrow."

So the 7 dw

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the
students if anyone can give him an example of a "TRAGEDY". One
little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend who lives

"The Kennebunkport Hillbilly"

(Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies, of course.)

Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy name Bush.

His IQ was zero and hi

Hillary Clinton starts to feel ill in the morning, so she goes
to the doctor. The doctor tells her that nothing is wrong with
her, she is just pregnant. She runs to the nearest phone to ca

Bill and Hillary were driving through Little Rock, and when they
passd by a gas station a big man yelled, "Hi Hillary." And
Hillary said, "Hi Bubba." Bill asked, "Who was that?" And

Good evening my fellow Americans.

First, I want to pass on my condolences to the people of New
York and all Americans that are hurting in this tragic time. You
can rest assure

This is the FBI summary of a conversation that took place this
week between president Clinton and Ashley, a brand new intern in
the White House:

Ashley walked into the white h