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A Annoying Joke

Submitted by Shaukat Ali Ansari on Sun, the 9th of May, 2004, 3:02 pm

We'll this joke is very annoying this is how it goes,
ok pete and repeat were walking along a river...

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Submitted by Kenny S Goff on Fri, the 22nd of December, 2000, 8:07 pm

her: u cRazy
her: are u high or something
her: lol
me: i guess
her: jk
her: Haha
her: yeah im so high i cant see the floor: D
her: omg lol
her: read my pf
" her: are u high or something
me: yeah im so high i cant see the floor: D "
me: LMAO
her:: D
her: HAHA
her: i kno i kno
me: hehehehehehehehehehe
me: its a masterpiece
her:: P
me: and u say IM crazy?
me: lol
her: HAHa
me:: )
her: ur info is SOOOO funny tho...

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World?!?!?! End!?!?!?!?

Submitted by Joshua on Thu, the 27th of June, 2002, 7:31 pm

The World is coming to a end. The best rapper is white and the
best golfer is black and the best volyball player is indian.

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Submitted by Javier on Thu, the 8th of February, 2001, 5:39 pm

Your ass is so toic your parent put cosion flameibal tatod to
your ass.

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Supermarket Sweepstakes

Submitted by Simon P Pretorius on Mon, the 13th of September, 2004, 5:19 pm

There was once a man who loved to go shopping for food. This
man was not very clever though. So one day when he was at Stop &
Shop there was a notice about a sweepstakes. It said:

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Submitted by David McMorris on Tue, the 28th of September, 2004, 7:31 am

the pig fell in the mud

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Submitted by Chris C Perry on Wed, the 12th of January, 2005, 3:34 pm

One time there was a boy named Bong. Bong was chosen by the
pimp of immortality to go on the eternal quest for the holy
dildo. Bong accepted. He went to w. 6 7 th street and confronted
the leader of the Crack Whore Gang, who in turn told him to go
to the leader of the Skank Whore Spank Gang... so Bong went to
him and was forced to use action, so he whipped out his
vibrating dildo of infuse and began rubbing his hand up and down
the shaft rapidly...... and acid began shooting out of it and
killed all of the Spank Whore Spank Gang....... so Bong stole the
leaders id card and went to the White Guzzler' Casino, where the
Cherry Blood Gang hangs out. He went up to Jason Preisly the
leader of the CBG ( Cheery Blood Gang ) and was all like YO DAWG
was like FUCK NO GET AWAY and started shooting at Bong, Bong
used his special orgasmic matrix like moves and avoided the
bullets, then he used his atomic wedgie and cut Preisly in half!
Then the leader of a rival gang, known as the Teenie Weenie
Balini Gang. He was named I. M. Gay. So I. M told Bong that the
loner known as The Great Bonifer knew who had the Holy Dildo.
He also gave Bong 6 0 9 4 2 0 9 5 0 2 4 9 5 0 2 4 5 dime bags of weed and told
him to trade it for a weapon of mass destruction. So bong
traded it for some pokemon cards, ANYWAY Bong went to The...

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curiosity killed the little girl

Submitted by soccerlegs on Fri, the 24th of June, 2005, 4:58 am

one day a happy little girl filled w / joy and curiosity was
walking down the road one day from school, and she saw one of her
neighbors waxing his grass, w / curiosity, the little girl went
over and asked why he was doing a stupid thing like that. his
answer was that it made the grass look pretty and shiney, she
said ok w / a weird look on her face and walked on by. then she
came to another neighbor who was doing something weird too, she
was spraying...

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10 fun things to at a restrant

Submitted by dirtmotox yzlife on Sun, the 29th of October, 2000, 3:31 am

1. say VERY loud oh boy buffolo testecals.
2. dump kechup at waiters.
3. make very loud burps.
4. make werd orders like ( ill have a rare steak but make sure it
isint rare ya fuckin shits )
5. start food fights.
6. 3 words tastes like crap.
7. go to someone...

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5 fun things to do in the school cafiteria

Submitted by Rachel Kensington on Sat, the 29th of May, 2004, 4:14 pm

1. start food fights
2. call lunch ladys fat pigs
3. open your milk DONT drink it and dump it all over ...

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