Miss Paddington is in Paris and is visting "Louvren" the famous
french museum. She looks at the paintings and suddenly she says,
"Is this a dreadful painting or what! I can't belive that a

Jesus and St Paul are in heaven talking about the pollution in
the seas and rvers of the earth. The Holy Son Says he is going
down to view the situation himself 7 Paul agrees to join

I made these up myself and I plan to test them out!

1. "See" a shark in the wave pool and start screaming.
2. Hesitate as long as you can before going down a waterslide
lik

- In Cleveland, Ohio, it's illegal to catch mice without a
hunting license.

- Dr. Seuss coined the word "nerd" in his 1950 book "If I Ran
the Zoo"

- It takes 3,00

There once was a man he was very clumsy,idotic,and forgetful.
His wife was very tired of his ways and wanted to change him.She
thought and she pondered over what she'd do. i'll teach hi

What is the difference between a Canadian fairy tale and and
Alabama fairy tale?

Canadian fairy tales start with- once upon a time, Alabama fairy
tales start with- yo,

Ever wondered which cartoon character you are most like? Well, a
team of researchers got together and analyzed the personalities
of cartoon characters, and put the information gathered int

one day a happy little girl filled w/ joy and curiosity was
walking down the road one day from school,and she saw one of her
neighbors waxing his grass,w/ curiosity,the little girl went

A little girl and a little boy were playing,

The boy asked girl, What would you do in the future?
The girl replied, I want to be a mother, what will you do?
Boy said, I will h

1. Before someone gets off, yell, "WAIT! I HAVENT SMELLED YOU
YET!"

2. After smelling them, tell them what culture they smell like
they are from.

3. Tell EVERYONE