Larry says, "Look Ma, no hands!"

Larry says, "Look Ma, no feet!"

(Thud)

Larry says, "Wook Ma, mo teef!"

If Santa answered his mail honestly...

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Dear Santa
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv bena gud boy all
yeer.
Yer Frend,
BiLLy

On day there was a man that walked into a bar. He peered across
the room to see another man holding his ass with a look of pain
over his face.

He walked over and asked what wa

Twas the night before Christmas,
Da whole house was mella,
Not a creature was stirrin',
Cuz I had a gun unda da pilla.

When up on da roof
I heard somethin' po

There were three guys waiting to get into heaven, they were at
the pearly gates and Saint Peter told them that to get into
heaven, they had to answer one question, which was, " Have you

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana,
Jack got high,
pulled down his fly,
and asked Jill if she wanna.
Jill said yes,
pulled up her dress,
and had

I will not carve gods.
I will not spank others.
I will not aim for the head.
I will not barf unless I'm sick
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
I saw nothin

Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years
with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees
for sex. Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this

There was a Englishman a Irishman and a Scottishman and they
were about to jump in a swimming pool, and suddenly a gienie
approachs them and says "what ever u say when u jump in the

The world was stunned by the news today, of the death of the
ENERGIZER BUNNY. He was six years old. Authorities believe that
the death occurred at approximately 8:42 p.m. last night.