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Mickey and Minnie in Divorce Court

Submitted by Big Slacker on Mon, the 7th of June, 2004, 12:44 am

One day, Mickey and Minnie get into a fight and then they go to
Divorce Court. When the judge asks Minnie why she wanted a
divorce, she said, " Well, he's a super, stupid, scientific,
butt-liking, pussay....

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Dog Joke

Submitted by Peytra on Fri, the 31st of August, 2001, 8:13 pm

There was a Scottish man and Irish man and a Chinese man

the scottish man, the irish man and the chinese man all decided
to take there dogs for a walk, so off they went,

the scots man took his dog to the corner of the street and it
had a wee,...

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Boys,wear gear for your thing if your going swimmi

Submitted by Jeremy Penner on Fri, the 27th of August, 2004, 6:58 pm

One day a man was swimming for an hour. Then he ate lunch and
waited for half an hour. He swam for 2 hours then it was time for
the pool to close. When he got ouit he saw he was naked and his
shorts were at the end of the pool and a kid about 2 or 3 saw it
and put it somewhere far. He went to the closest change room and
that was the women's a whole bunch of girls saw him and screamed
soo loud that a whole other bunch of girls saw and one of them
jumped in the pool. In the pool he saw a pair of shorts where the
girls was so he jumped in and the girls was thinking that he was
going to have sex with her...

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fun

Submitted by Arasp Biparva on Wed, the 14th of February, 2001, 6:01 pm

i like to poop out rain

Horny Guys

Submitted by Kyle Husted on Wed, the 14th of February, 2001, 4:39 am

One day three men walked in with their wifes. They were having a
bet of who could have sex the hardest. The bartender was ancious
to be the judge. They all hand impressive stuff! They decited to
do it in the iceroom!

The first guy was horny. He did a flip and stuck his dick in his
wife's pussy.

The second one was even hornier. He ran virtical around the wall
then jumped and stuck...

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Humpty Dumpty

Submitted by Abercrombie chic on Sun, the 21st of October, 2001, 8:36 pm

What's big and brown and behind the wall?


Humpty's Dump!!!

race from the sky

Submitted by quack quack on Mon, the 23rd of August, 2004, 1:23 pm

There was once a competition, it was a race u start at the top
of the sky and it's the first one to hit the ground. Three kids
took part in it there names were Christipher, Jack and a really
dumb boy called danny. On a fine sunday...

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Queens legs

Submitted by Jaz on Thu, the 19th of September, 2002, 9:53 pm

There were once three men named Bob, Jimbo and Tim.
One day Bob needed a beer so he suggested going to ' The Old Hag'
pub nearby.
" OK " said the others and they walked for five minutes to get
there.
When they did it was shut! All they saw was one man behind the
bar.
" Oh no! said Tim " I'm thirsty too! Lets go to ' The Daft
Mare', but it is quite far from here ".
" OK " said the others and they walked the 4 5 - minute journey to
the next pub, and alas, it was shut also, except for the same man
behind the bar. Oh SHIT! yelled Jimbo " I'm GAGGING for a
pint, lets go to ' The Queen's Legs'for a beer-it's ages away, but...

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Never trust a drunk american

Submitted by silverseeker on Sat, the 22nd of November, 2003, 7:55 pm

In New York an Englishman an Irishman and an American had been
drinking, the American led the other two to the Empire State
Building, at the top the American said to the Irishman " I bet
you $ 1 0 0 dollars that I can jump of this building and fly around
in circles...

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Easy Letter to Santa (fill in the gaps)

Submitted by don on Fri, the 20th of August, 2004, 2:30 am

Dear Santa,

This year i've been an extremely _ _ _ _ _ _ person. Infact I think
its safe to say that i've been much, much _ _ _ _ _ _ than in
previous years.

Everything started off quite well; there was the incident with
the _ _ _ _ _ _ but I don't like to think about that too much, and
anyway lots of people have been caught in the _ _ _ _ doing _ _ _ _ _
with _ _ _ _ _, and they got away with it.

Oh yeah, then there was the time during winter when I forgot to
cover up my _ _ _ _ _, which of course meant that my _ _ _ _ _ caught a
very bad cold and nearly died.

After that I thought that things could only get _ _ _ _ _, to my
surprise however they got steadily _ _ _ _ _ and _ _ _ _ _.

There was the time I took _ _ _ _ _ home to meet my _ _ _ _ _. At first
everything was great! but then of course my _ _ _ _ _ couldn't hold
back and _ _ _ _ _ all over _ _ _ _ _ ' s face, it was perhaps the most
_ _ _ _ _ moment of my life.
...

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