Q: What do you call a blind reindeer?
A: No eye deer

Q: What do you call a blind reindeer with no legs?
A: Still no eye deer

Okay, if you didn't get it, sound it out... "No

A Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. ''I think it's raining'', he said to his wife. ''No, that felt more like snow to me'

Tonya Harding donned her ice skates and competed again this week after five years. Asked why she is returning to competition after such a long layoff, Tonya said she just felt like taking anot

One of many great lines from the movie: 'As Good As It Gets'Scene: Reception area of a major publishing house. Jack Nicholson is best selling romance novel author Melvin Udall, a rather cra

Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project--an action
docudrama about famous composers starring top movie stars.
Sylvester Stallone, Steven Segal, Bruce Willis, and Arnold
Schwa

The head of the department of education
was talking to president Bush.

" Mr president", The man said, " 85% of

the nations children can't find Iraq on the

map."

Three guys found themselves in Hell: Martin, Joe, and Dave. A
little confused at their present situation, they were startled
to see a door in the wall (which they hadn't noticed before)

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas t

1) I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

2) (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)
Let's get you out of those wet clothes.

The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed
away last evening. Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the
chief medical examiner ruled that the de