A man was walking along the beach at Malibu when he found a
bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it.

A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out.

George W. Bush and Al Gore went to a fancy resturaunt. The
waitress came and asked what they wanted. George said, "I want a
quickie." The witress slapped him and walked away. George then

Q: What do you call a blind reindeer?
A: No eye deer

Q: What do you call a blind reindeer with no legs?
A: Still no eye deer

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One day, Hanson and the Spice Girls were all on an airplane, and
they get into a discussion.

Baby Spice stated "You know, I could toss a thousand dollars out
the window of th

How many sailors does it take to remove a light bulb?

Two or more.

One sober sailor to hold the bulb and the rest drink until the room spins.

Three kids were walking down a dirt path in the forest. One of
the kids sees Bill Clinton drowing. The three boys save Bill
Clinton. Bill Clinton is so pleased that they saved his life he

Miss Paddington is in Paris and is visting "Louvren" the famous
french museum. She looks at the paintings and suddenly she says,
"Is this a dreadful painting or what! I can't belive that a

A Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. ''I think it's raining'', he said to his wife. ''No, that felt more like snow to me'

Tonya Harding donned her ice skates and competed again this week after five years. Asked why she is returning to competition after such a long layoff, Tonya said she just felt like taking anot

One of many great lines from the movie: 'As Good As It Gets'Scene: Reception area of a major publishing house. Jack Nicholson is best selling romance novel author Melvin Udall, a rather cra