Chemist's fast prayer:Dear Lord, if I mix sodiumwith concentrated HNO3,and add to it Plutonium,would you take care on me?

Total immersion geologistsTotal immersion geologists: Are you totally obsessed with geology? If so, then you are a total immersion geologist. Here are the ten warning signs: 1. You jud

The Marginal Basin Song by Chris Stillman(melody: Lead us on, thou Heavenly Father)On a margin runs a canyon down into the ocean dark; There's a basin slowly filling with detritus from

We Wish You a Happy HalogenWe wish you a happy halogenWe wish you a happy halogenWe wish you a happy halogenTo react with a metal.Good acid we bringto you and your base

Hark! The Streptococcus Brings(Melody: "Hark! The Herald = Angels Sing")Hark! the Streptococcus bringsStrep sore throat to all who sing,Chloraseptic doesn't cure itOther people

Test Tubes Bubbling(to the tune of "Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire")Test tubes bubbling in a water bathStrong smells nipping at ypur nose.Tiny molecules with their atoms all ag

The Twelve Days of ChemistryOn the first day of chemistryMy teacher gave to meA candle from Chem Study.(second day) two asbestos pads(third day) three little beakers

The last words of a chemist:13. And now the detonating gas problem.14. This is a completely save experimental setup.15. Where did I put my gloves?

God creates man. Man develops technology and makes man himself.
Then one day, the scientists of the world decide they don't need
god any more because they have their own supplies. So they

Newfoundland, My Newfoundland(Oh, Christmas Tree, Oh, Christmas Tree) by Brenna Lorenz Convection's cell was at thy door, Newfoundland, my Newfoundland, Thy ancient heart to pieces tor