If Albert Einstien was soo smart then how come hes dead?
YOU GET IT WET.
What don't a mouse and an elephant share?
God is tired of man thinking more highly of himself than he
ought to, and he's especially upset now that man is messing with
DNA and cloning. So he comes down to earth just as there's a
Scientist's Convention going on.
After the last speaker speaks, God walks up to the podium and
introduces himself - " Hello, I am God. Yes, I am real, and I am
sick of you all trying to play Me. I am the Creator and you need
God creates man. Man develops technology and makes man himself.
Then one day, the scientists of the world decide they don't need
god any more because they have their own supplies. So they send
the smartest one to talk with gid. The...
There once was a man who had a phone implanted in his hand
and he walked into a biker bar. Shortly, his hand started to
ring and he picked his hand up and answered it. This procedure
happened one or two more times, and finally the bartender asked
what the heck he was doing, so he told him he had a cell phone
implanted in his hand, and the bartender told him he better be
careful because the boys at the bar did not like freaks...
I've been wondering... if you have sex with your clone, are you
gay or are you masturbating?
In the year 4 0 0 0, scientists invented a machine that transferred
the pain of childbearing from the mother to the father.
Hal and Binky are going to have septuplets, and they decide to
try the new machine. As Binky goes into labor, she and Hal go to
the hospital and get hooked up to the machine.
As the pain starts to get unbearable, the doctor turns on the
machine and Binky starts to feel better. But something that
baffles the doctor is that Hal doesn't feel any pain. So he
turns it up a notch. Binky feels great, the pain...
One day three scientists were discussing what would happen if
they rammed a cork up an elephants ass and force fed it for 2
weeks. But because the experiment had never been documented and
the idea was hard to comprehend they decided to have a go. A
week after the experiment had started they began to realize
" WHY " the idea had never been tried, they were stuck for someone
to pull the cork out!!
One of the scientists came up with a bright idea of training a
monkey to do the job, so they spent the next week training it to
pull out corks once a buzzer had rung, then push it back in for
another go. The big day arrived, they set up all the monitoring
equipment and set out to a safe...
It seems when Apollo Mission Astronaut, Neil Armstrong first
walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous " One small Step
for Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind " statement, but followed it
by several remarks - - usual communication traffic between him,
the other astronauts and mission control. Before he reentered
the lander, he made the enigmatic remark " Good luck, Mr. Gorsky.
Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning
some rival Soviet Cosmounaut. However, upon checking, there was
no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs.
Over the years many people have questioned as to what the " Good
luck, Mr. Gorsky " statement meant. A few months ago, ( Jul 0 5...