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Viagra One-Liners

Submitted by Emma Liles on Sat, the 14th of May, 2005, 2:30 am

A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription
exclaimed over the $ 1 0 / pill price. His wife had a different
opinion: " Oh, $ 4 0 a year isn't too bad.

The Viagra computer virus turns your floppy disk into a hard
drive.

If you're depressed and think you might need Viagra, see a
professional. If that doesn't work, see a doctor!

Viagra is now being compared to Disneyland: a one-hour wait for
a 2 - minute ride.

Dan Quail does not support Viagra. Quote: " I've been using this
stuff for a week and NOTHING! It's the worst suppository I've
ever used.

Men taking iron supplements are warned that taking Viagra may
cause them to spin around and point north.

A Viagra delivery truck was high-jacked: The police are looking
for two ' hardened criminals'. They expect a stiff penalty under
the penal code.

There is an unconfirmed report that a man who overdosed on
Viagra caused the funeral home problems: they couldn't close his
coffin lid for 3 days.

( category: business & work -> medical )