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pilsberry dough boy

Submitted by saber saint on Mon, the 18th of November, 2002, 11:08 am

why did the pilsberry dough boy die?

because of severe pokes in the belly.

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The Therapist

Submitted by Aaron R Whittington on Thu, the 3rd of October, 2002, 12:02 pm

A guy goes to the doctor very woried and says to the doctor that
he does not like women, he says that he does not know why, but
that he just doesn't. Then the doctor says well i can't help you
with that you must go to a therapist. a year passed since the guy
had seen the doctor again, one day he passes by the doctor's
office and goes to say hi. Then he says well was it...

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Submitted by Nancy P Lynam on Fri, the 12th of August, 2005, 7:54 am

two crazy people were walking through a park. What path did
they take?


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Going too Far with Banning Cigaretes

Submitted by Leila K Barker on Wed, the 27th of September, 2000, 5:16 am

A man walks into a gas station and asks for cigaretes. The
worker answered, I'm sorry we're fresh out. The man said, Good.
Cigaretes are bad and I'm trying to ban them. I work for American
Heart Associaton and I think cigaretes are evil....

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Dont Do That

Submitted by jack ill on Sun, the 31st of March, 2002, 8:53 am

1. A guy walks into a doctors office and says, doc, it hurts
every time I move my arm like this. The doctor says, dont move
your arm like that.

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Dr. Blonde

Submitted by Mini Me on Thu, the 7th of November, 2002, 3:49 pm

A brunette asks her blonde if she can lend her some money. The
blonde says, " sure I just got a job ". The brunette says, " what
kind of job "? " Oh, I'm a doctor, I went to the collage FU don't
you remember "? the blonde answers. " How long did that

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Laughing at the doctors!!!!

Submitted by Sweets on Tue, the 13th of August, 2002, 2:19 pm

One day I went to the doctor and he said I need surgery so I
asked him what for he replied that I need to have a c section I
asked him what for i never had sex he replied well you must have
because your pregnet. Ohh thats weird. The doctor...

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The second hand shop

Submitted by Cameron d Peckham on Mon, the 9th of September, 2002, 3:57 pm

Why did the hand cross the road?

Because he wanted to get to the second hand shop

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Pickled Bread

Submitted by Chris Taylor on Mon, the 7th of May, 2001, 7:54 am

what do you call pickled bread?


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two dogs

Submitted by Stacey A Peterson on Thu, the 14th of June, 2001, 11:33 pm

two dogs are a the vets one dog says to the other what are you
here for the other dog tells how he jumped the fence and had his
way with the neighbours dog and gos on to tell how his owner is
having him put down then he asks the other...

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