Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.

Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive integers, A and B, A = B.Further, it is sufficient to show that for all N > 0, if A and B (

If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my statistics class: it would seem so much longer.

Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ = 100c= (10c)^2= (0.1$)^2= 0.01$= 1cHere $ means dollars and c means cents. T

Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply.

Q: How do you tell one bathroom full of statisticians from another?A: Check the p-value.

Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log[(-1)^2] = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log[(-1)^2] = log(1) = 0Combining a) and b) gives:2* log(-1) = 0Divide both sides by 2:

Q: How many statisticians does it take to change a lightbulb?A: 1-3, alpha = .05

Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1) = 1^ = -1Also one can disprove the axiom that things equal to the same thing are equal to each other.1 =

Old statisticians never die, they just undergo a transformation.