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Those darn variables

Submitted by Amy M Poh on Mon, the 21st of October, 2002, 9:08 pm

A math student is pestered by a classmate who wants to copy his homework assignment. The student hesitates, not only because he thinks it's wrong, but also because he doesn't want to be sanctioned for aiding and abetting.
His classmate calms him down: " Nobody will be able to trace my homework to you: I'll be changing the names of all the constants and variables: a to b, x to y, and so on....

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Numeric fashion

Submitted by Cassy L Crouch on Mon, the 22nd of January, 2001, 3:16 am

Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt

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Prof's marriage woes

Submitted by susan on Sun, the 14th of September, 2003, 2:06 pm

" That math prof's marriage is falling apart!
" No wonder! He's into scientific computing - and she's incalculable!

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Adding insult

Submitted by andrea swain on Sun, the 8th of April, 2001, 2:11 pm

Q: How does one insult a mathematician?
A: You say: " Your brain is smaller than any & # 9 4 9; 0!

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Dead Parrot

Submitted by Dragon_Maiden on Wed, the 25th of June, 2003, 3:54 am

What do you call a dead parrot?

A Polygon

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Mathematical baby formula

Submitted by Josh Fife on Sun, the 1st of May, 2005, 8:26 pm

Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply.

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Submitted by Edward Peck on Sun, the 3rd of October, 2004, 3:50 pm


Mathmatician - - 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, the rest follows by induction.

Statistician - - 3 is prime...

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Submitted by Kayne j Ryan on Tue, the 27th of January, 2004, 1:12 pm

Statistics are like a bikini; What is revealed is interesting; What is concealed is crucial

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Statistical assumptions

Submitted by Jessica C on Mon, the 24th of December, 2001, 7:24 am

There were a physicist, a circus strong man, and a statistician marooned on a desert island. A box of canned food washes ashore, and the question is how to open the cans. The physicist suggests dropping them from the trees so that they...

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Submitted by Heavenly on Thu, the 21st of September, 2000, 6:16 pm

Deviation is considered normal.
We feel complete and sufficient.
We are " mean " lovers.
Statisticians do it discretely and continuously.
We are right 9 5 % of the time....

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