Suzie: Oh did you hear we found Bin Laden?

Tony: No?

Suzie: Yeah! We sprinkled Viagra around and he just kinda popped
up!

Good afternoon all. I'm Al Gore, and I'd like to tell you a
little about myself.

I know a lot about hardship, because I came into this world as a
poor black child in a tiny t

10. "The alien is speaking, Agent Mulder....I think it wants to phone
home."

9. "Sure we could have these people killed to protect what they know, but
wouldnt that be a

Once there was a meeting for the mayors across the U.S, they
had to meet in the Indiana one, so then they met,
and the one from New York was the first one to come, so the

The Pope arrives in NYC for an important UN meeting. His flight
is delayed, so he has only 15 minutes to get from JFK airport to
the UN building. A car had of course has been arranged to

***** State laws:

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each
shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the
other has gone. (No, I don't know

"Have been here 1,500 days, heard Bush stole election- have
decided to stay."

Bumper stickers that I have actually seen:

Official Government Policy: If it ain't broke, fix it till' it
is.

Just because you're child was an honor student doesn't mea

You may be a republican if:

- You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese.

- You've named your kids "Deduction one" and "Deduction two"

- You've tried to argue t

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Israeli good cheeseburger $2.50
(comes with swiss cheese to give the pretense of neutral